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Kris - as useful as aids

About Me


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Kris (John) is my name ... I study music and I play guitar mainly, I listen to anything and everything, I dont sleep a lot which is slowly but surely driving me insane :S I consume too much wine for my own good, sometimes I think I was a pirate in a former life or maybe just a really butch woman called lesley,The wumans small yet braw and she'll kick your ass, her pythons the best of all I secretly think shes gay cause she says nothings hotter than a guy that tucks it between his legs to make a vagina like image, I like honest and easy going people,I dont really like fads or youth subcultures but I guess folk crave the need to belong...I try to get along with everybody and more times than none I do, I have a certain amount of time I'll waste with twats though and once the time runs out then I guess I tend to block them from my life, good thing or bad thing? I'll let you make up your own mind:)I like my friends and the pub, band practices are cool, I sometimes wanna grow wings and fly away somewhere... australia would be braw!:)I teach guitar now apparently so if you want a lesson or a naked picture give me a shout...

My Interests

music an art basically, hate academic stuff ... going oot with chums, rollies, lighters, wine, the realm of acoustic guitar chillin with the lovely wife 3, tonguefarts and eskimo kisses from lovely special people:) uh bass piano and drums etc

I'd like to meet:

slutty nuns and people that like to run about naked... come to my flat for naked tuesdays
Would anyone want to bang you? by phobia
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Music:

right... THE WHO (I dont care if you're ugly I'll nail you if you like this band) PEARL JAM The Kinks The Rolling Stones The Beatles Jet Steve Vai Joe Satriani Massive Attack Bjork Yngwie Malmsteen Snow Patrol The kooks Arlo Guthrie Crosby, Stills and Nash Jimi Hendrix Ten Years After Les Paul Oasis T. Rex Mott The Hoople Neil young the Sex Pistols Stone Temple Pilots Sound Garden Incubus Deftones Tool A perfect Circle The Verve Richard Ashcroft Eric Johnson REM Jannis Joplan Joe Cocker Joni Mitchel Chuck Berry David Bowie Led Zeppelin Mr Marley Foo Fighters The Clash Biffy Clyro Imperial Vipers Velver Revolver The Beach Boys Metallica Deep Purple Peter Green Bob Dylan (well his songs are braw but his voice...meh) The Bluetones Blur I'll listen to anything man if it sounds braw then I can dig it but if it's ballocks about how somebodys dog died and how they're gonna go and kill themselves or break their hearts or whatever I wouldn't even pee on the artist if they were on fire :) but the who are good man so listen to them and you'll be ok

Movies:

Woodstock, the kids are alright, Resident Evil, lion king (oh yeah!), Dawn O' el dead, pulp fiction, From Dust Till Dawn, desperado lol, pirates of el caribbean,One night in steves mum,The virgin suicides (cause kirsten dunst is hot), Once Upon A Time In Mexico and just anything scary

Television:

viva la bam, loose women, jackass, little britain, run of the house, my wife and kids, I mainly watch music channels
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Stability |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Orderliness |||||| 23%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 43%
Interdependence |||||||||||||| 56%
Intellectual |||||| 30%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Materialism |||||| 30%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Work ethic |||||||||| 36%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||| 63%
Conflict seeking |||||| 30%
Need to dominate |||| 16%
Romantic |||||||||| 36%
Avoidant |||||| 30%
Anti-authority |||||| 30%
Wealth |||||||||||| 43%
Dependency |||||||||||| 43%
Change averse |||||||||||| 43%
Cautiousness || 10%
Individuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||||| 77%
Histrionic |||||| 30%
Paranoia || 10%
Vanity |||||||||||| 43%
Hypersensitivity || 10%
Female cliche |||||| 30% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Heroes:

I have folk I admire but I wouldn't call them heros but if you wanna know who they are pete townsend, eddie vedder, steve vai and joe satriani probably say it all..

My Blog

hey you!

you're on my friends list. I'd like to know 25 things about you. 1. Ever punch someone in the face?2. How old are you?3. Are you single or taken?4. Eat with your hands or utensils?5. Do you dream at n...
Posted by Alan on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 04:42:00 PST

when time stops

600 seconds or 10 minutes? I know too many people... its not a bad thing... I have a lot of friends... sometimes I'd rather have a smaller group of closer friends... I'd rather have 10 minutes than 60...
Posted by Alan on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 10:56:00 PST

Blind

perfect vision...no need for glasses...can interact with others...notices appearence flaws... but cant see past oneself...self awareness or blindness? ... maybe I should start looking with my ears...
Posted by Alan on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 07:27:00 PST

I need your help

AYE so I've decided to become more manly cause I saw a picture of me and it looks SO gay... not that I dont dig gayness but y'know I always felt I was a pure sexy rugged man beast but now I feel like ...
Posted by Alan on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 09:40:00 PST

pure mental n' that

uh was hungover/bored this morning lol had a braw night last night though man like met beautiful peoples I aint saw in sheer ages :) pure maw and paw brough are away for a few weeks so I think I'll ha...
Posted by Alan on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 06:53:00 PST

updatage

it's hot outside and a truely beautiful day yet I be ill and alone! lol shit ... on the bright side I got my computer to work though... turns out I wasn't turning it on right :S I have such a sore hea...
Posted by Alan on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 10:09:00 PST

bilston

I'm well into posting blogs just now... cause I'm a mongrel! but aye anyways went there today with the wuman and it was cool :) ... there was all these tree houses and swings and this bitching net! al...
Posted by Alan on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 12:58:00 PST

beautifulnessness

man I'm in such a weird frame of mind lol but it's lovely... I went out for a fag break and a wee walk round the park and like these little birds were flying over my head when I was at the pond and I ...
Posted by Alan on Thu, 04 May 2006 02:13:00 PST

beltane

twas braw... first time I've been and it was really good AND you get drunk! there was fire and some guy with a branch and he kept hitting me with it which was lovely... met loadsa people aswell actual...
Posted by Alan on Mon, 01 May 2006 02:01:00 PST

Typical ol' me

so I'm just in from el hospitale getting tests done to see if I'm dying haha so... I go in and meet the doctor man and shit then I get told I have to get changed into a nighty!!! amazin!!! so I get ch...
Posted by Alan on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 04:44:00 PST