hilarious jokes |
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you embarrass an archeologist?A. Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.Q. What did the cannib...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 11:38:00 GMT |
JIMMY BUFFETT!!!!! |
i am goin to Jimmy Fuckin buffett tomorrow!! hell yeah...lots of fun...and relaxation....i'll let you know how it goes!
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 17:13:00 GMT |
what women really mean... |
1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five min...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 16:05:00 GMT |
9 reasons i hate most people |
9 Things I Hate About Everyone 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toil...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 16:00:00 GMT |
the legless parrot |
A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, "Jeesh. I wonder what happened to this Parrot?"The parrot says, "I wa...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 13:05:00 GMT |
New rules about life |
New Rule #1: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them!New Rule #2: Don't eat anything that's s...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 11:31:00 GMT |
true friendship with none of the sissy crap |
Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will se...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 10:28:00 GMT |
I heart gil grissom! |
I love you Gil Grissom!!
Posted by on Wed, 23 May 2007 18:08:00 GMT |
virgin blogger |
hey bright world of My Space! i'm rosie! Today is so freaking hot!! running around with dogs is fun when it's not a trillion degrees outside!! Hey Nicki! Hey Amy!! CT's for life!!!!
Posted by on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 15:43:00 GMT |
