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Kristen

'..Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?...

About Me

I'm freaking hilarious. I freestyle rap. I make people smile. I'm a bitch most of the time. I make fun of people I don't like. I make fun of people I do like. I sing way to much. I listen to music way to much. I dance, not too much, but almost. I'm a music elitest.

My Interests



I'd like to meet:

Hah, fun people? I don't like flakes. :)

Music:


Music is my life

311
aimee mann
alanis morissette
ani difranco
audioslave
aqualung
arcade fire
be good tanyas
beastie boys
beatles
ben folds
ben harper
bif naked
billie holiday
bjork
blind melon
bob dylan
bob marley
brandi carlile
breaking benjamin
bright eyes
broken social scene
cat stevens
catie curtis
clash
coldplay
common
counting crows
cranberries
damien rice
death cab for cutie
dresden dolls
elliott smith
ember swift
feist
fleetwood mac (For you Kristin)
holly mcnarland
hot hot heat
incubus
jack johnson
janis joplin
jill scott
jimmy eat world
jimi hendrix
joni mitchell
jurassic 5
kanye west
kathleen edwards
keane
killers
lauryn hill
le tigre
lindy
ludacris
m.i.a.
matthew good
mazzy star
metallica
metric
missy elliot
modest mouse
mos def
my chemical romance
neil young
neko case
nelly
new pornographers
nine inch nails
nirvana
organ
outkast
phish
pink floyd
pj harvey
placebo
poe
portishead
postal service
radiohead
rilo kiley
roots
rufus wainwright
sarah brightman
sarah harmer
sarah mclachlan
sarah slean
shins
silverstein
simon and garfunkel
sleater-kinney
sloan
smashing pumpkins
something corporate
stabilo
stars
stereophonics
stills
sublime
sufjan stevens
sunny day real estate
taking back sunday
tegan and sara
throwing muses
tom petty
tool
tori amos
u2
violent femmes
weezer
wilco
yeah yeah yeahs

SO many more artists... I love all types of music.

Movies:


Crash
Shawshank Redemption
40 year old virgin
Napolean Dynamite
The Notebook
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
Girlfight
Family Stone
High Fidelity
Garden State

Books:

Abarat by Clive Barker (you should read this series mm)

My Blog

Christmas 2006

      I must have been good this year.  I cleaned house!  I got a laptop, a digital camera, a new ipod nano, a crockpot, a dvd, a cd, $30gift card to american Eagle (its where...
Posted by Kristen on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 09:39:00 PST

Chub Rub

Perverts...I'm not talking about that kinda rub....   You know how sometimes when your packing a few extra pounds and you go running?  And your thighs rub together?  I was informed rece...
Posted by Kristen on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 12:39:00 PST

Top 10 Company URLs....

 I'm kinda bored, hah       TOP 10 UNINTENTIONAL NAMES FOR COMPANY URLS......       1. A site called "who represents" where you can find the name of the agent that r...
Posted by Kristen on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 11:35:00 PST

FOOTBALL is my life

  So... let me fill you in on my life as of the last month.  it is football season. That might not mean alot to many of you, but it does mean alot to me.  I heart me some football. ...
Posted by Kristen on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 12:43:00 PST

Deffinetly NOT a peanut M&M

          So, here is the story.  I wake up this morning and my roomate and I run to Mcdonalds to get some breakfast.  Then we stop by 7-11 to get drinks.  I'm ...
Posted by Kristen on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 10:37:00 PST

Trust in the Process

  Deffinetly Destined to DefineWhere to stand? where not to cross the linebetween here and thereI'm here because I care.I do not push, for your near the edgeI do not pull, cuz my back is facing t...
Posted by Kristen on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 10:55:00 PST