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Fake Skateboards

About Me

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I am a skateboard and snowboard shop that sells awesome music too. I am located behind the Mc Donalds on Wolfensburger road in Castle Rock. From I-25 take the second Castle rock exit ( from either direction ) onto Wolfensberger, head for the mountains and look for Mc Donalds. My phone Number is 720.733.2840.I am filled with love and awesome things to help you bleed from your knees, elbows, head, and chin.If you are caught stealing from me, you will be beaten with a very large black dildo. A poloroid will be taken of you with said dildo and it will be posted for all to see. You will be the joke of the town. This picture will then be used in the next issue of the Westword- and then you will be the joke of Colorado.Hope to see you soon!ABOUT SPONSORS: Read this before you send a message asking if we will sponsor you. The answer is no... unless you are amazing- and you will know if you are amazing. Other people will say so. Put together a sponsor-me video or dvd of you doing your most gnar- un-ABD tricks preferably not in a park. The team votes on it after that. You can't get sponsored by just sending a dozen e-mails asking to get sponsored, even if your myspace name is billyemericaluvskrew. Do you understand sponsorship Billyemerica?!!? Companies sponsor you if you are so good that they want people to see you wearing or riding their stuff. If your not so good..... spend more time skateing instead of on myspace. Powered by SpaceAddons.com

My Blog

Don’t you just hate Fake!?!?!

People often ask why we have such a problem with mall stores and not other independent shops. They think that we should have rivalries with local teams and shops and are surprised that that is not the...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 16:01:00 GMT

Pro decks vs. shop decks

Alot of board companies have been speaking out against shop decks, claiming that they are poor quality and hurt the skateboarding biz. Well, we do agree that it hurts the skateboarding biz to sell poo...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 22:27:00 GMT

Deck and wheel development

Our new wheel formula is proven and the Fake "Bat Wheel" is in production. This formula is designed to be more resiliant and resist flat spots.A deck pressing company that pressed some of your favorit...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 17:40:00 GMT

Shop move

When I opened Fake in 2004 I did everything by myself becouse I dod not know anyone here. I had moved here a few months previous and was becoming more and more depressed about how bland Caste Rock se...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 00:23:00 GMT

About the New Agenda

This August 2007 marks our third year as a legitimate tax paying skate shop. It's been a great 3 years with countless ups and downs. We've seen many of you grow up in the shop and have had great memor...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 23:46:00 GMT

THE NEW AGENDA

1. Focus on rebuilding and strengthening the Local skate scene. Get local skaters involved in producing art, music, and events.2. Promote brands that share our ethic and goals for the future of skateb...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 00:01:00 GMT

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