I'm born way too early. I should have been born in a distant future where education is a question of which microchips you put inside your cranium. My brain is hopelessly outdated. I wanted to work with quantum mechanics, but I had to settle for kindergarten-teacher. Now it has become painfully apparent that even that is way out of my league.
Well, well. Maybe I can donate my brain to some monkey in dire need of a transplant.
