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Blacjac

...Either way, you lose the bunny...

About Me

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4I'm a chain smoking, alcoholic, inconciderate, unfeeling asshole. I f you can't deal with that then fuck off" ACHTUNG ! Elias may actually be a spider-human hybrid
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Music:

i like a ton of bands. most notable nine inch nails, jimmy hendrix, metallica, ice-t, ice cube, body count, misfits, one man army, ac/dc, bad religion, black flag, cake, the cure, dead kennedys, dropkick murphy's, eminem, flogging molly, gutter mouth, house of pain, iron maiden, jonny cash, kmfdm, lords of acid, ministry, my life with the thrill kill kult, ozzy osbourne, black sabbath, rancid, reverend horton heat, revolting cocks, slipknot, rum fits, stone temple pilots, sublime, the vandals, voodoo glow skuls

Heroes:


Basics:
Name: Elias Antonio Ortiz
Date of Birth: 01/25/1984
Birthplace: Grotton, CT
Current Location: All Bukkake, NM
Eye Color: Black or brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 6"2'
Heritage: Hispanic/Irish
Piercings: Ears
Tattoos: Not yet
Favourite:
Band/Singer: Trent Reznor
Song: People who Died-Jim Carrol Band
Movie: Fight Club
Disney Movie: Tough call, but Pirates
TV show: Simpsons
Color: Green
Food: Pizza
Pizza topping: Never met one I didn't like
Ice-Cream Flavor: Coffee
Drink (alcoholic): Vodka or rum
Soda: Pepsi
Store: Williams Sonoma
Clothing Brand: Anchor Blue
Shoe Brand: Van's od DC's
Season: Winter
Month: January
Holiday/Festival: Halloween
Flower: Rose
Make-Up Item: Don't wear it but it used to be eyeliner
Board game: Who's the Biggest Pervert
This or That
Sunny or rainy: Rainy
Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla
Fruit or veggie: Fruit
Night or day: Night
Sour or sweet: Sweet
Love or money: Money, love doesn't exist
Phone or in person: Person
Looks or personality: Personality
Coffee or tea: Tea
Hot or cold: Cold
Your:
Goal for this year: Move the fuck out of NM
Most missed memory: Any time with the boys in high school
Best physical feature: my legs
First thought waking up: Who shat in my mouth
Hypothetical personality disorder: I dunno
Preferred type of plastic surgery: None
Sesame street alter ego: Grover
Fairytale alter ego: I dunno
Most stupid remark: Did you just say I like licking assholes?
Worst crime: They are a plenty
Greatest ambition: finding a significant other who doesn't suck ass
Greatest fear: I don't believe in fear
Darkest secret: I'm not Putting this up here
Favorite subject: Cooking
Strangest received gift: A book of tickets for free blowjobs
Worst habit: Smoking
Do You:
Smoke: Constantly
Drink: Drank my insides rasin dry
Curse: Fuck yes
Shower daily: Mostly
Like thunderstorms: Always
Dance in the rain: Whenever possible
Sing: Like fuck
Play an instrument: Many
Get along with your parents: Now
Wish on stars: Nope
Believe in fate: Not any more
Believe in love at first sight: No, just lust
Can You:
Drive: Vehicular ninja, i am
Sew: a bit
Cook: Culinary arts student
Speak another language: 3
Dance: When the ocassion calls for it
Sing: Didn't i already answer this?
Touch your nose with your tongue: nope
Whistle: Do all the time
Curl your tongue: With out my lips
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: Just the other night
Been Stoned/High: Spent 3 Years as such
Eaten Sushi: Love it
Been in Love: Once...
Skipped school: I rarely went
Made prank calls: When i was really young
Sent someone a love letter: not really
Stolen something: Used to be a klepto
Cried yourself to sleep: a few times
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? fakeness
Are you right or left handed? Righty
What is your bedtime? Whenever i pass out
Name three things you can't live without: smokes lighter friends
What is the color of your room? white
Do you have any siblings? 2
Do you have any pets? nope
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? i'll do it for less than that
What is you middle name? Antonio, didn't you read earlier
What are you nicknames? i have many
Are you for or against gay marriage? for it, if it makes em happy
What are your thoughts on abortion? Woman's body is her own fuckin' business
Do you have a crush on anyone? nope
Are you afraid of the dark? Nah.
How do you want to die? My way.
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? I ate a box of like 100 in 2 days
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? Don't love anyone but me so yes but it's kinda self defeating
What is the last law you’ve broken? Speed limit on my way home
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: Red
Eye color: Green
Height 5"8'-6"3'
Weight What ever looks best on them
Most important physical feature: Lips and eyes
Biggest turn-off If someone can't hold up their end of a conversation i lose intrest real fast
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My Blog

tHIS VIDEO IS FUCKING ROCKING

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Posted by Blacjac on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 04:20:00 PST

Me and my fucking offspring kick

Offspring-Feelings   FeelingsNothing more than feelingsTrying to forget my Feelings of hateImagineBeating on your faceTrying to forget my Feelings of hateFeelings For all my life i'll feel itI wi...
Posted by Blacjac on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 02:24:00 PST

You can never go back Home...

So I went back to santa fe today. I went back because my step-dad's birthday was today. after dinner i decided to go out and have a drink. went down to the catamount, dead as fuck. went over to the ou...
Posted by Blacjac on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 09:37:00 PST

That's what I know....

Simply for the face that I know Jenn still reads my shit, I figured I'd giver her something to talk about. So, this is dedicated to her, may she fuck off and die.   The Offspring-She's ...
Posted by Blacjac on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 08:08:00 PST

this video is fucking great you gotta see it

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Posted by Blacjac on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 02:11:00 PST

Friday night was fun....

Went to the burlesque show, which was awesome, thanks for inviting me cappy. then went to go grab Sean from work, met up with Jenni. went to anodyne, had a couple drinks. Went over to Hunab Hookah, ni...
Posted by Blacjac on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 10:34:00 PST

Huh, another valentines day down the drain....

I've been thinking about things more lately. not that i didn't think about things before, just now with a weathered eye. i've spent my first v-day alone in like 3 or 4 years. kinda refreshing not havi...
Posted by Blacjac on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 01:57:00 PST

i guess what they say is true...

the old adage that the movie never changes, you merely change to the movie.(or something like that) i just finished watching slc punk for the first time since everything went down and it made a new se...
Posted by Blacjac on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 01:43:00 PST

i'm getting there

he couldn't believe how easy it washe put the gun into his facebang!(so much blood from such a tiny little hole)problems have solutionsa lifetime of fucking things up fixed in one determined flashever...
Posted by Blacjac on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 09:50:00 PST

today i'm fucking ecstatic!!!

why is it that everything seems to gel all in one day. i went to lunch with my dad yesterday. we're chit chatting about this and that. i happen to let it slip that i want to move to portland, and he s...
Posted by Blacjac on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 11:20:00 PST