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Ple

Wanted: A good looking, high-maintenance girl, who likes the outdoors. Must have car that can tow 35

About Me

I love dogs, the beach, the Padres and Chargers, my family, friends and God. I like to think I'm living a pretty interesting and fun-filled life. I'm constantly in awe of nature, but I'm not a tree-hugger. I own a boat, but not a car. I'm totally a lover not a fighter, but I've broken my hand punching a Raider fan in the face at a Charger game. I clean up nicely, but I'm far from a pretty boy. I've sailed in a World Championship and probably hold a world record for nights passed out an a living room floor. I'll dine at fancy schmacy restaurants, but all I usually want is cheap mexican food. I'm way easy going, but find myself attracted to high-maintenance girls. If you want to know anything more about me, just ask or Google it. If you want to be on my good side, check out my favorite band, Carbine@ www.MySpace.com/CarbineMusic

My Interests

Music, sailing, wakeboarding, snowboarding, eating, napping, fishing, golfing, bbq-ing, chillin on the beach or bay all day with my friends, enjoying nature, cooking, and pretty much anything not work-related. Basically I'm a happy man if I'm out on the water or snow (which technically is frozen water).

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet the owner of EZ-Jays and punch him in the mouth for having the worst customer service in North America.

Music:

"I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin, but I think Depeche Mode is a sweet band!"

Movies:

Guy Ritchie&Tarentino flicks, Dumb and Dumber, Jerry Maguire, all the Monty Python movies and just about any Johnny Depp movie

Television:

I mostly like to watch sports, but I also love The Simpsons, Family Guy, Entourage, The Office, South Park, The Daily Show, and CSI's. I'm also a self-confessed Food Network, Discovery Channel and Jeopardy junikie.

Books:

I usually like non-fiction, does that make me nerdy?

Heroes:

Jackie Robinson, Pat Tillman, Eddie Aikau, Jesus, Jason McElwain, Ladainian Tomlinson, and my mommy!

My Blog

Tag, youre it!

Here's how you play: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird, random, facts, habits or goals about yourself, at the end choose 10 people to be tagged, list their names and why y...
Posted by Ple on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 10:53:00 PST

Real Men Of Genuis: Mr. Hardcore Raiders Fan

If you don't know about Bud Light's Real Men of Genius commercials, check out:  http://www.contemporaryinsanity.org/audio-video/bud-light-re al-men-of-genius.html Another Ple original: Bud Light p...
Posted by Ple on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 03:16:00 PST

King of the Bay II

That's right, it's that time of year again! Ple's 2nd Annual King of the Bay B-day Celebration and Memorial BBQ will be going down on Memorial Day, May 28th at the usual spot on Crown Point. Just like...
Posted by Ple on Thu, 10 May 2007 02:36:00 PST

Idiots of the Week: Part Duex

Well this isn't really "Idiots of the Week", just another blog about some of my rather intellectually challenged clientele. 1. Nameless Client #1:  He's actually a really cool guy, about my age, ...
Posted by Ple on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 06:52:00 PST

Idiots of the Week

I know it's only Wednesday, but here ya go: Ple's Top 5 Idiots of the Week: 1.  Bertha Norris, a client of Dashers who hit my boss's car in the parking lot after leaving the office.  No...
Posted by Ple on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 12:52:00 PST

Be in the Carbine music video!!!!

Please read all of this if you are interestedThis Saturday July 8th Carbine is shooting a low-key video for one of our new tracks, and we need YOUto be an extra and come party. We are filming at a hou...
Posted by Ple on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 06:18:00 PST

How iPod revolutionized my commute

Ok, well two of my best friends, Ashlee and Tara, got me the best b-day gift of all time: an iPod Shuffle.  I know, I knowI once swore off all Apple products cause I think theyre just a trendy wa...
Posted by Ple on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 01:36:00 PST

Real Men of Genius

I couldn't help it, I had to do a Real Men of Genius about MySpace! (to the tune of the Bud Light commercials) Bud Light Presents:  Real Men of Genius (Real Men of Genius) Today we salute you, M...
Posted by Ple on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 05:45:00 PST

Help me blog!

Ok, so as you all should know, I have a lot of time on my hands.  I was thinking of utilizing this down time into making funny blogs, but I can't decide on a theme for them.  I kinda wanted ...
Posted by Ple on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 02:38:00 PST

BK sucks ass

I dont know why I do it; every time I eat at Burger King I feel like shit afterwards.  I try to avoid fast food like a 250lbs female stalker, but every now and then its nice to indulge. Ill ea...
Posted by Ple on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 02:43:00 PST