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Roberto

Hell YES on Prop 2. Hell NO on Prop 8.

About Me



*The Ultimate About Me Survey*:
Basics:
Name: Rob, Robert, Roberto
DOB: Old, yo.
Birthplace:
Current location: Hollywoodland
Eye color: Brown
Hair Color: Black...with some grey.
Height: Five Niner
Heritage: Aztec
Piercings: Nope
Tattoos: None yet
Favorite:
Color(s): Black
Food: Top 3: Chicken Soup, Ceviche, and Chicken Apple Sausages.
Store: Calacas
#: 30
Drink: Long Island
Clothing Brand: Calacas, they have great t-shirts. Dunno what else. If it fits, looks nice and I like it, don't care much what brand it is.
Shoe Brand: I like my Skechers. I'm not really a big brand name person, though.
Animal:
Pizza topping: Meat. Dead animal. Good.
Season: Summer
Month: August
Holiday: ¡Dia De Los Muertos!
This or That:
Your:
Goal for this year: Write some more. REALLY make a short film. Write some new music. Get out of MTV Clearances!
Most missed memory: My pets long gone. :(
Best physical feature: I dunno...you tell me!
First thought waking up: "Why the hell am I awake??"
Future:
Do you wanna get married: Sure...sooner or later I'll give in.
Do you wanna have kids: I wanna breed like a rabbit.
If so, how many: Looking for a woman with real good birthing hips. She gonna be a baby factory! =D
Do you wanna go to college: I did. Lots. I should be called Dr. Rodriguez.
What do you want to be: Me.
Do You:
Smoke: Smoking's bad. Marijiuana's bad, mmkay?
Drink:
Shower daily: If by shower you mean Right Guard...then yes!
Like thunderstorms: They're good times, specially with the right gal. ;)
Curse: Fuck No!
Sing: Get me a few long islands and I'll sing whatever you damn well please!
Play an instrument: Guitar, Bass, and some piano. I got skills cause girls like guys with skills.
Think you are good looking: Hells yeah! Like Fat Bastard, "I'm dead sexy!".
Get along with your parents: Absolutely. Best parental units ever!
Other Questions:
Right or left handed: Righty
Your bedtime: After last call!
Biggest fear:

When pets attack! =D


3 things you can't live without: Family, friends, Matilda.
Color of your room: White. Boring.
Siblings: Older bro.
Middle name: Ha! That's a good trivia question.
Pets: Matilda, the little turd.
Nicknames: El Guapo, Row-Bear, RobRobertRoberto, Rubber-Toe, Malibu Rob, Poncho Villa.
For or against gay marriage: FOR!! 100%!! Why should heterosexuals be the only ones that suffer??
What about abortion: Would YOU let someone tell you what to do with your body?? Yeah, didn't think so.
If you could be anywhere right now where would you be: I like the here and now.
Do you wear contacts/glasses: Only for night driving. Yup. Old.
Are you afraid of the dark: Nah. It's fun in the dark! ;)
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My Interests

Think I'm in love.

BURNiNATION.

I'd like to meet:

Hahaha!! =D

Music:

Check out the following in my friends list: TK aka Miss King (that's my cousin!), Dot, The Brook Lee Catastrophe, Butane (aka as Kill the Complex), Jeremiah James, Run, Alicia Marie, A.R.T., Swing Shift, Delta Groove Theory, Green Owl Records


Movies:

Hells yeah I'm looking forward to Transformers!

Batman Begins, Swingers, Leon, So I Married An Axe Murderer, Kill Bill Vol 1 & 2, Amelie, Shakespeare In Love, The Empire Strikes Back, 7 Dias, Asi Es La Vida, Como Agua Por Chocolate, La Virgen De Mi Barrio, Throne of Blood, The Sixth Sense, Memento, The Matrix, The Truman Show, Fight Club, Equilibrium, Airplane!, The Three Amigos, Spaceballs...the list goes on and on...

Television:

Scrubs, The Office, Lost, Coupling (on the BBC), Sportscenter, NFL Network, Animal Planet

Hey, I can make fun of the show. I worked on the damn thing!

Books:

Currently reading:

Heroes:

Next time you need some perspective:

English: http://mimundo-jamesrodriguez.blogspot.com/index.html

Español: http://mimundo-jamesrodriguez-esp.blogspot.com/index.html

My Blog

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10 Truths.

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Animal lovers.

Some of you may have seen the following email or bulletin:--------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------Hi, all you animal lovers. This is pretty simple.The An...
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