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courtney

I dont care to belong to a Club that Excepts members LIKE ME.

About Me

Im just your typical whore with lots of s.t.d's and enough baby daddies to fill a small jail house!Actually, I am a playwrite in new york and I produced, directed, acted in and cast my first play that I wrote this March. I used to be an actress, but apparently my blow jobs skills have gone down hill, because I was not getting cast in anything. I have done stand up comedy but failed at that too, so now I am going to be a playwrite. At least thats what I am this year. I love to laugh, am very outgoing and hate people that have a stick up there ass or want to try and put one up mine. I love anything to do with the arts. I have friends from all over and I have traveled everywhere from Africa to Alabama. I'm in love with London and hope to move there for the next production of my play. I am very active and believe a person should break a sweat everyday. I'm very loyal and full of great advice I never can follow. I am great at keeping in touch with people but really bad with writing letters. I dream of one day owning my own winnabego, retireing and driving all over the country with my dog and my old man. I also have a severe attraction to the finer things in life and can not wait to one day own my own classic car that I re-built with my own two hands. Clam chowder is my favorite soup and I'm a known regular at Balhtazar, ( steak tar tar anyone!) Clothes/ shoes are my passion even though I am usually dressed like a bum. I only read non-fiction ( my life has enough falshoods in it)and if I could live in any other time period I would be a duchess during the 17th century. I have been known to break out my tap shoes when i have had a few cocktails and for this, I am loved!..I get myspace layouts at UltimateMySpace.com. Get this layout

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My Interests

Writting, acting, Womens Rights, rollerblading,eating,drinking, cooking, tasting every beer the Lord put on this earth, being merry. Watching Martha stuart in the morning, decorating, sleeping, doing anything outside, ANIMALS and DOG SHOWS!!!!!

I'd like to meet:

Only fictional characters. I'm bored with real people.

Music:

Animated Dividers" border="0" Mob Deep, anything from the 80's, T.I., Out cast, busta rymes, tribe called quest, SNOOP MOTHER FUCKING DOG!!!!! Dre, Black Star, etta James, patsy cline, 50 cent, wu-tang, cypress hill, biggie, white stripes, powder finger,Styx, fiona apple, franz ferdinand, primus, pink floyd, missy elliot, beatles, bob dylan, eminem, john meyer, sara vaughn, billy holiday, frank sinatra, too many dj's, beastie boys, old rod stewart, the kills, plastic bertrand, dinah washington, no doubt, smashing pumpkins... the list goes on.

Movies:

Anything starring Carey Grant, Dorris Day, Kathryn hepburn, Betty Davis. Godzilla, Charlie and the Chocolate factory,One wet hot american summer, Auntie Mame, Gone with the Wind, Face off!!!!!!!, Preditor, Comando, Alladin, City of Lost Children, A Christmas story, Finding Neverland, Sunset BLVD, How to marry a millionaire, Lord of the rings trilogy, License to Drive, Beatle Juice, Quills, Rat Race, Gas Light, City of God, Best in show,, Kill Bills, My Girl, BEACHES, Dawn of the Dead, Goonies, Benny and June, down and out in beverly hills, Pulp Fiction, Pee Wees Big Adventure, poisidon adventure, Leprichaun 1 and three, Amelie, Stir crazy, LIFE, Welcome to America .... thats all I can think of for now... ..

Television:

Family guy, greys anatomy, my sweeet 16, internet prediters, anythign on cartoon network, martha, wheel of fortune, whos the boss, alf, growing pains,anything on history channel and discovery

Books:

I dont know,

cant read

Heroes:

My mother

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My Blog

I want my size zeros, but if dipped in chocolate, can I eat them too?

9:00 A.M.It's the same old, same old. Wake up, loook in the fridge for a food that tastes like chocolate cake but burns fat like a gallon of green tea. Hmmmm, don't seem to find what I am looking for ...
Posted by courtney on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 06:57:00 PST

Women's History month

The Month of March is Women's History Month. But, how many of us are even talking about it? I have seen not a single commercial on television for it, nor have I hear one mention of it on any of the h...
Posted by courtney on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 09:26:00 PST

Justin Timberlake is loosing his mind

Justin Timberlake must be on some sort of drugs. His latest video, "What goes around comes around" starring Scarlett Jo-hobag is almost as painful and boring to watch as his public relationship with e...
Posted by courtney on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 08:41:00 PST

Resolutions

The year is 2007. I am sitting at my computer contemplating whether or not I should be adventerous this new year and change my resolutions to ones I have at least a 60% chance of accomplising! Not tha...
Posted by courtney on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 07:03:00 PST

MERRY F$%.@ CHRISTMAS

Another year just about gone by. No snow on the ground so I hardley feel the cheer this year. Is it possible for the time to fly by any faster? If it's going by this fast and I am only 26 how fast wil...
Posted by courtney on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 09:08:00 PST

ASIANS DONT NEED MUSCLES

I have had a thought recently. I was at the gym today , trying for the millionth time to make my body look like Giselle when I noticed a few chineese men lifting wieghts around me. I was reminded of s...
Posted by courtney on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 07:43:00 PST

new job

I have been working at Chili's for the past two weeks and have come to reallize that it is Satan's own den on earth. Thats right, after careful evaluation I have come to realize that Satan does infact...
Posted by courtney on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 06:27:00 PST

People of Myspace (and other sluts)

Out of sheer boredom today, I decided it would be fun to look up some new people on myspace. I had a specific person in mind but as I was looking for her I could not help but be reminded as to just h...
Posted by courtney on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 05:54:00 PST

I crave the shiny red apple

I have been in the Ocean state for 3 months. 3 months of living without late night pizza, bars open till 4 am, weed delivered to my front door and more than three black people spotted on a daily basis...
Posted by courtney on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 07:29:00 PST

Today was a Good day

Today has been an interesting day. I awoke in a very happy mood. It was sunny, I had slept well and I have absolutley no responsability what so ever.I cleaned my room and made my bed, making me feel a...
Posted by courtney on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 02:25:00 PST