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David

david r fortier

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You scored as Combat Infantry. You're a combat infantry soldier,a grunt, a dogface, a footslogger. While some say your common, you're a really a disciplined person who realizes the importantce of working in a team, and in reality you and your comrades get most of the work done. This country needs more people like you. Your a brave, selfless person. And I salute you.TEN-HUT!!!

Special Ops


100%

Combat Infantry


100%

Support Gunner


63%

Officer


56%

Medic


50%

Engineer


44%

Artillery/Armor


25%

Civilian


0%
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Name: DAVID
Birthday: 16APR84
Birthplace: DALLAS TX
Current Location: IRAQ
Eye Color: BLUE
Hair Color: BROWN
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: RIGHT
The Shoes You Wore Today: COMBAT BOOTS
Your Weakness: NONE
Your Fears: CLOWNS
Your Perfect Pizza: PEPPERONI MUSHROOMS EXTRA SAUCE
Your Most Overused Phrase On an IM: HEY
Thoughts First Waking Up: WHERE THE FUCK AM I?
Your Best Physical Feature: EYES
Your Bedtime: MISSION DICTATES
Your Most Missed Memory: HOME
Pepsi or Coke: PEPSI
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group Dates: SINGLE
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: NESTEA
Chocolate or Vanilla: VANILLA
Cappuccino or Coffee: CAPP
Do you Smoke: NOT ANY MORE
Do you Swear: YES
Do you Sing: YES
Do you Shower Daily: YES
Have you Been in Love:
Do you want to go to College: YES
Do you want to get Married: YES
Do you belive in yourself: YES
Do you get Motion Sickness: NO
Do you think you are Attractive: YES
Are you a Health Freak: NO
Do you get along with your Parents: YES
Do you like Thunderstorms: YES
Do you play an Instrument: YES
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: NO
In the past month have you Smoked: NO
In the past month have you been on Drugs: NO
In the past month have you gone on a Date: NO
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: NO
Have you ever eaten a box of Oreos: NO
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: NO
In the past month have you been on Stage: NO
In the past month have you been Dumped: NO
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: NO
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: NO
Ever been Drunk: YES
Ever been called a Tease: NO
Ever been Beaten up: YES
Ever Shoplifted: YES
How do you want to Die: IN A GUNFIGHT
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: SOMEONES HERO
What country would you most like to Visit: THE U.S. FOR ONCE
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: BROWN
Favourite Hair Color: BROWN
Short or Long Hair: LONG
Height: SHORTER THAN ME
Weight:
Best Clothing Style:
Number of Drugs I have taken: ....RAN OUT OF FINGERS
Number of CDs I own: SAME AS# OF DRUGS
Number of Piercings: 5
Number of Tattoos: 9
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0
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My Interests

snowboarding, partying, football, baseball, hunting, fishing, camping anything outdoors


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I'd like to meet:

president bush and kick his ass


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Music:

pink floyd. bob dylan. neil young. zepplin. hendrix. to name a few

Movies:

fear and loathing in las vegas. the salton sea. pink floyd live at pompei

Television:

seseme street


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Books:

not a fan of fiction. anything true and with a point. making you think along the way is definatly a plus.My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime has been completed.Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete.This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now to begin the reckoning.Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there.The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening.Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war.The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world Hellholes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic ? Call France.In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home. On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth.Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe China.I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France, Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not pissing us off for a change.Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put em? Yep, border security.Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty - starting now.We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll be drilling for oil in Alaska - which will take care of this country's oil needs for decades to come. If you're an environmentalist who opposes this decision, I refer you to List 2 above: pick a country and move there. They care.It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn tootin."Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate homelessness in America. To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thank you guys. We owe you and we won't forget.To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might want to learn to speak Arabic.God bless America. Thank you and good night.If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English, thank a soldier.(Please forward this to at least ten friends and see what happens! Let's get this to every USA computer!)

Heroes:

my grandfather, my dad, these people:


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