Major Charlton (yes, I'm major, not a "Major",)

About Me

Like most children I was born. some time later I went to school. Im an aboslute nutter. I have an odd way of thinking. Think outside the box, around the corner and into the local chipshop. Thats where I think. Also a big ugly b@stard. I have lots of "friends" because I'm way too nice to date. MMMMMM, yes! that makes a lot of sence! Destruction just around the corner I tells you! I have a habit of wanting to destroy things but never will. Im too much of a softy in a way. Ohh! Also, wild ramblings at about 3am on a wednesday morning. Watch out for those!Have a tendancy to wear retro clothes and listen to random funk when I feel the random time come over me. I enjoy a good cruise on a summers day with music blarring, good for the soul. "Thats just plain poppycock!"WANNA MSN?! [email protected] ..Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

Interests Hmmmmm, well I currently get 4.3% gross on my open plan account. or is it hobbies? hmmmmm Well "Spare time activities": Wing Chun Kung Fu, Seven Star Praying Mantis Kung Fu, Judo, Scuba Diving, Reading a good book, Playing the guitar badly, Shouting, Driving sideways, Extreme watch repair, Sub-aqua fireman, Throwing things, Melting together 4 kitkat chunkys, pretending theyre the old small ones, and that I'm a tiny little pixie.test

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meat Kate Beckinsale. No, wait, wrong kind of meet. I'd like to meet Steve McQueen and have a chat and a race. Couple of Porsche 917ks laying around spare at Le Mans should do it. Also like to meet Bill Bailey, damn fine comedian/guitarist/thinker/everything, the jammy git. Paradime breaking thinker. Also Hendrix

Music:

A form of entertainment usually played on a musical instrument and heard through the ears. Favs at the mo is David Bowie, Cradle of Filth, E.L.O., Wednesday 13, Queen and of course JIMI HENDRIX!!!

Movies:

Tifa vs. Loz

A cool fight from Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children. Tifa and Marlene are waiting at the church for Cloud, but someone shows up...and it isn't Cloud. Underworld, Underworld: Evolution, Le Mans, Bullitt and Bill Bailey DVDs. ..

Television:

Life on Mars, Stingray, Thunderbirds, Captain Scarlet, Randall and Hopkirk (Deceased), Top Gear, Kerrang, Scuzz, The Avengers, Black Books, The Prisoner, The Professionals and Starsky and Hutch. (Bodie and Doyle would kick Starsky and Hutch's asses) Check this out ! (http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/anderson/stingray/clips/title.sht ml)

My Blog

Christmas. Ahhhhhhhhhh, its the most chunderful time of the yeeeeeaaaaaarrrrrr.

Ah yes Christmas here again, leering over the honest shopper and caring family member. Then "God" who is supposedly running the whole shabang kills the Grandmother off on sunday. *flips bird* Hey God,...
Posted by Major Charlton (yes, I'm major, not a "Major",) on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 03:22:00 PST

Aliens - So clever they are stupid?

So, as you maybe aware we keep getting the occasional visit from the odd alien or 2. People say "OHHHHHHHH theyre so smart, they have space ships and stuff" If these aliens are so smart why do they ke...
Posted by Major Charlton (yes, I'm major, not a "Major",) on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 09:32:00 PST

Quasimodo - how did he get so ugly?

So theres this guy, who rings bells in notre dame. Ugly guy, hunched over, mashed up face. Basically a smaller version of the elephant man. Anyways, how did he get so ugly? Did he get paid? How did he...
Posted by Major Charlton (yes, I'm major, not a "Major",) on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 11:44:00 PST

Traffic Jam! You wierdo!

So, I'm in college today, just been for lunch and had an odd experience. "Ere! 'Ow queer!" I thought. I walks out the lift and see a friend (hello Karli) have a chat and head for the automatic slidey ...
Posted by Major Charlton (yes, I'm major, not a "Major",) on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 09:43:00 PST

Sims upon Sims upon Sims- are we Sims?

Every one asks why are we here at some point. Well, I say everyone, the devout religious dont, neither would the average chav scumbag reprobate. Anyways, is it possible we are advanced versions of Si...
Posted by Major Charlton (yes, I'm major, not a "Major",) on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 03:09:00 PST

The people of Komodo

Have you ever wondered what the hell kind of "God" we have? mmm? I mean, theres this island called Komodo, and on this island are big scary lizards who eat people. People are literally eaten alive. Th...
Posted by Major Charlton (yes, I'm major, not a "Major",) on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 03:39:00 PST

Jumping off of tall things

Ive always had this wish. To jump off something REALLY high, like massive high. Not the 9th step on the stairs, I mean like a whole building. And not die in the process, just walk away from it like ou...
Posted by Major Charlton (yes, I'm major, not a "Major",) on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 03:22:00 PST

All the tea in China.

I had something recently come to my attention. The phrase "all the tea in China" i.e. "I wouldn't get with Phil for all the tea in China!" Now, correct me if Im wrong but China is rather a large ...
Posted by Major Charlton (yes, I'm major, not a "Major",) on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 01:44:00 PST