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Randy

Disce quasi semper victurus vive quasi cras moriturus

About Me

Well since you are reading this, you have for some reason decided to read about me from myspace rather then my NY times Bestseller "Ductus Exemplo". No matter, either way your in for a treat. The youngest years of my youth were spent traveling the Amazon via paddle-boat and being raised by the aboriginal peoples of Australia. After living through both world wars, and a severe bout of Malaria, I have to say you havent lived until you have wrestled with an angry rhinoceros, or watched the sunset over the beaches of Normandy. Recently I have stared in the first two seasons of the Dealiest Catch on the discovery channel, and am writing a few new shows for NBC. I live in a humble estate in Issaquah, WA with my lovely fiancee Wendy, heiress to the throne of Port Austrica, her daughter Elise and our army of man servants and pets.When im not busy exploring the depths of the marianas trench, or meditating with tibetan monks im living fat off the royalties Fox pays me for using my lifestory for their hit series 24.2 points if you can guess the language my headline is written in, 10 points if you can translate it properly.
Your results:
You are Batman Batman 90% Hulk 80% Iron Man 80% Superman 70% Robin 65% Green Lantern 65% The Flash 65% Wonder Woman 60% Catwoman 60% Spider-Man 50% Supergirl 25% You are dark, love gadgets
and have vowed to help the innocent
not suffer the pain you have endured.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test

My Interests

Cooking, movies, friends, giving the presidency false information on how to invade a country, how to overthrow a dictatorship, how to create a civil paradise. Perhaps the next presidency ill start giving good advice too.

I'd like to meet:

Batman, or my clone.

Music:

Depends on my mood.

Movies:

I like to be entertained by movies, not pick them apart as if they were some sacred form of communication to our great great grandchildren. People that pick movies apart piss me off. So does having to list my interests.

Television:

Anything im starring in, or written. But I must say that Ninja Warrior has my interest at the moment.

Books:

when I learn how to read, ill let you know what books I then choose to read.

Heroes:

Batman, Alexander the Great, Gandi, Jesus. Not necessarily in that order. No offence intended JC..