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the Surreal-Estate Agent of Change

everything in moderation, including moderation.

About Me

i was born at age 3 in detroit. moved to france then to israel but i was to young to appreciate and having that cool opportunity and i was 5 years old when i left there so my memory aren't so sharp. then i moved back to detroit(gross point actually) by myself because my parents were travelling around and decided to stay in india for a few years and grosspoint has really good public schools and since i was 6 and i could walk to school it wasn't a problem. my parents would call at least once a week and i had phone numbers of their friends who would help me with anything if i couldn't do it by myself. since then i've done nothing but basically marrinate in sarasota florida since like middle school. well, i did a little more than the marination previously mentioned, i started a large scale narcotics trafficing buissness with my connection to an organized crime dealer and was able to pay for school, and i paid off the majority of my student loans, bought a car, shit loads off stocks, lived life full, partied my ass off, did lots of travelling and basically balled out of control while the ride lasted, but alas, i got busted (but beat a 7-10 year prison sentance where three years were mandatory before i could be up for parole). so i got carried away in that life style while selling dope, but now i'm done w/ that and i'm back! I plan on continuing living positive and being an artist again. i read as much as possible and culture jam when i can. and now i'm a tattooer inking away on people for a living.

My Interests

art, comix, books, collecting books and reading them. but my real intrest or passion besides drawing and painting is travelling to see all the great masters in painting and sculpture. nothing to me i more beautifull thaen standing a foot away from a van goh or seeing a vermeer or a michelangelo statue etc....

I'd like to meet:

ARTISTS, smart people, VEGETARIANS, A. Einstein, peter north and you.

Music:

flaming lips, old blues like son house, robert johnson, etc... and miles d., cloltraine, louie armstrong, white stripes, david bowie, pixies, misfits(best band ever), dr. dre, radiohead, death cab, aesop rock, mos def, Nas, talib, immortal technique, coheed and cambria, mr. bungle, faith no more, talking heads, blackalicious, mars volta, ween, the cum stains, slayer, peaches, handsome boy modeling school, wu-tang, patsy cline, dead prez, bela fleck, ghost face, king crimson, nuetral milk hotel, gorillaz, blur, hendrix, the cure, devo, nirvana, peter tosh, nick cave, outkast, pantera, willie nelson, neil young, tom waits, iggy and the stooges, MF Doom, lyrics born, M.I.A, RJD2, dj shadow, arcade fire, sage francis, etc....

Movies:

Audition, dr. strangelove, the kill bills, lost in translation, Eternal Sunshine, anything by wes anderson and spike jonze, taxi driver, casino, scarface, city of god, saving private ryan, blazing saddles, pulp fiction, resovoir dogs, hos of flying daggers, spinal tap, fargo, o brother where art thou, welcome to the dollhouse, happiness, storytelling, big lebowski, whats eating gilbert grape, 12 monkeys, princess mononoke, etc..... documentaries, and anything else thats good ........

Television:

i hate it except for except for a very few exceptions. i dont even have cable or get any chanels. fuck that idiot box. like neckface always says " tv has one perpose and thats to watch great hardcore freaky porn." good point neckface, i like the way you think

Books:

there are so many to list and there are certain authors that i follow and read everything they write. here's some of my favorite books and authors. one flew over the cukoos nest, anything by vonegut, candide, and anything else by voltaire, wicked by greg mcguire, fight club, choke, go ask alice, junkie, catcher in the rye, anything by roald dahl, of mice and men, 1984, animal farm, da vinci code, angels and demons, tractus: philosopicus practicalus(i'm trying but i don't think i'm smart enough), brief history of time, a peoples history of the united states, the kite-runner, black holes and baby universes, the phantom toll booth, the great brain series, life of pi, critical path by buckminster fuller, harriet the spy, the hobbit and lotr's, lamb: the gospel according to biff, christs childhood pal, shel silverstein, there are soooo many more to list. people who dont read are hurting.

Heroes:

neckface, albert einstien, issac newton, ben franklin, MLK jr., Ghandi. and then my art heroes in no particular order are leonardo, carravagio, mucha, martin kippenberger, gerhard richter, bougerough, francis bacon, john currin, leucen freud, j.w. turner, audrey beardsly, frazetta, jeff jones, jeff koons, j.t. watterhouse, picasso, jean girrard(aka moebius), dali, alex grey, r. crumb, geoff darrow, klimpt, takashi murakami, eric white, mark ryden, j.c. lyendecker, n.c. and andrew wyeth, actually this is a bad idea cause the list is too looong.

My Blog

FUCKIN' A

we kill ourselves slowly, by eating too much or too little, becoming fat, or anorexic, or diabetic.  physically and psychologiaclly we wither away in our culture of collective self-absorption and...
Posted by the Surreal-Estate Agent of Change on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 01:02:00 PST

is the white jesus poison?

i was reminiscing the other day and it got me thankin' about our ole' boi gee-ziz.  i was told something once by a black friend and i have never forgotten the wisdom imparted to me by him.  ...
Posted by the Surreal-Estate Agent of Change on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 05:31:00 PST

reminders of why not to go to prison

i've got two fav prison stories to remind me why i never want to end up there. i'll try to not get to loquacious in the details. first of all i'm a sensitive, delicate upper middle class jew. we d...
Posted by the Surreal-Estate Agent of Change on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 04:57:00 PST

mariah carey has HIV

to all my friends,especiallymy jews.the& nbsp; pursuit  of knowlegde for its own sake, an almost fanatical love of justice and the desire for personal independence-these are t...
Posted by the Surreal-Estate Agent of Change on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 10:33:00 PST

everyday is a good day to steal

in arab countries there is one major sin or crime that is above all else and its stealing.  their thoughts about it go like this, when you kill a man you steal a life, you steal his wif...
Posted by the Surreal-Estate Agent of Change on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 06:32:00 PST

romulous and remus

these are my favourite child molester jokes.  okay first joke, Whats the worst part about fucking a 11 year old boy?  Getting the blood out of your clown costume!  HA HA!   Whats t...
Posted by the Surreal-Estate Agent of Change on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 03:21:00 PST

Basquiat at the M.O.C.A

I have never been the biggest fan of Jean Michel Basquiat but after a recent trip to the M.O.C.A in downtown los angeles I have become a converted afficionado.  I'm going to give you my old poini...
Posted by the Surreal-Estate Agent of Change on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 04:29:00 PST

meat sucks

Slaying the Great Protein Myth In the past, many people believed that one could never get too much protein. Even today, some people worry that they may not be getting enough. Yet the reality is that ...
Posted by the Surreal-Estate Agent of Change on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

jesus somed ganja

Jesus used Marijuana As doubtful as the following hypothesis might first seem to the reader, I might as well boldly state my case right from the start: either Jesus used marijuana or he was not th...
Posted by the Surreal-Estate Agent of Change on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST