crushed |
crushed thats all crushed
Posted by on Sun, 17 May 2009 04:21:00 GMT |
Ass cleaning tips |
I have mastered the art of cleaning my stool hall and I want to share it with you losers who simply lather your wash cloth with some soap and do a quick reach around..THAT WILL NOT CLEAN YOUR ASS!!!! ...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Nov 2008 06:21:00 GMT |
fuck you all |
I don't care what color you are. I don't care where you're from. I don't care what you do for a living. I don't care what class you are, how you dress, what you smoke or drink or who you know or whom ...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Nov 2008 04:37:00 GMT |
Tina, The Telemarketer Who Called Me Last Night |
Dear Tina, When you called me so unexpectedly at 6:00 last night, I was expecting a call from my sister and brother-in-law . I tried to explain to you that there were steaks on the grill and I had ...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Oct 2008 01:00:00 GMT |
Why Spongebob Squarepants is the perfect girl for me. |
I wrote this a few weeks ago, and I wasn't sure what to do with it, or perhaps what to make of myself. This looks like the place. Here you go Craigslisters, I present my arguments, in bullet form, wh...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Oct 2008 03:23:00 GMT |
HENCHMEN NEEDED |
20-30 henchmen needed for moderately-sized supervillain organisation with large expansion potential (fortresses built into geological structures, corruption of government officials, possible genesis o...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Sep 2008 03:01:00 GMT |
phone number |
i got a new number if you wasnt it send me sa message also i need you numbers as well
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 14:01:00 GMT |
the truth about the smurfs |
Okay, I know it sounds crazy. I didn't believe it myself at first. Then I started thinking about it, and it starts getting scary.
First of all, you must put aside all the media-programmed, propaga...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Jan 2005 05:01:00 GMT |
