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When I'm not mindlessly surfing the net and killing time by filling in old soical profiles , I'm usually found blinking in the sunlight and twitching in Wimbledon. Or for the summer hanging out in Chiswick and Colliers wood bunning endless draws.
I like endless Midnight treks to places I've once loved and forgotten. I love the way the neon street lamps seem to pulsate and glow extra brightly in my drunk , sleep deprived state. I love the randomness of the Journey and if lucky , the brief intervals of the warm loving glow of the night bus.
I love just lying in a room or in a field on a sunny day while slowly sucking in sweet lungfuls of green smoke. I love when my friends inprovise their songs and terroise each other. I love getting lost in the atmosphere of a house party.
I can't stand people who have no personality. Or who terrorise other people me for no reason. I hate people who like to think they're better than me based on class.
I love how I'm so high while writing this pretentious bollocks. If anything, my quotes define me.
Quotes.
Alex M : YOU KILLED AMBASSADOR MCGUIGAN YOU CUNTS!!
Alex S : You should get a scooter.
Me : Why?
Alex S : Duh...so you can get a cape and like when you get in trouble you can be like "TO THE CAT-MOBILE!" and just scooter off.
Me : Of course...
Liam : How the fuck did you score as pure?!
Me : Maybe I -
Liam : Thats bollocks. Face it. You're fifteen, you smoke, you drink , have taken various drugs , have a nasty temper , fucks anything that moves AND YOU TOOK A CATHOLIC BOYS VIRGINITY!
Me : I still could be...on the inside...
Liam : You're not.
Liam : You smell of weed.
Me : Really? I didnt smoke any lately...oh wait thats my perfume.
Liam : What are you wearing? Eua de cannabis? why?
Me : Oh I don't know to attract stoners?
Liam : Hehe they should make one for men called "Shitfaced". The number one choice for the modern day stoner dude.
Me : For godsake Daria is Jonahing right in front of you! how can you just sit there and eat?!
Alex M : (Munching on dinner) I dunno..hungry.
Me : ....
Rhob: Ohh look Spenc..Cat's gone weird. She's just like lying there. Are you Jonahing Cat?
Me : Noo...I'm just lying on the roof enjoying the night...
Rhob : Nahhh she's gone weird innit Spenc?
Spencer : Yeahh she looks fucked. She looks fucked.
Cat : No I'm really -
Rhob and Spenc : (Breaking into song) Are you fucked? Are you fucked? Are you fucked fucked fucked fucked? Oh yes you're fucked. You're fucked. You're fucked fucked fucked fucked. She's fucked. She's fucked. She's fucked fucked fucked fucked. Bare fucked. Bare fucked. Bare fucked fucked fucked fucked... -improp air guitar solo from Rhob- Fuck she's fucked she's throwing a Jonah, Sitting on her arse like a fucking stoner....
Me : Unfucking believable! I walk in and try to buy 20 fags and get turned down straight away. Yet YOU look like a fucking overgrown 12 year old and you get served without even needing to show your ID!
Liam : (Putting his arm around me) Ah but you see Cat...I am a speical person. That man in the shop knew I was a speical person. When he saw me walk in, he thought "I must do anything he asks..I must even masturbate for him if he commands..."
Me : Right...its still not fair.
Stead : So how does it feel to pull me with blood on my tounge?
Me : Fucking...awesome...
Audury : Looook at it...
Me : At what?
Audury : At that picture...look its right under that one of a butterfly.
Me : Oh uh...what is it?
Audury : Its a frog orgy! every year those frogs gather together and have a massive roadside orgy!
Me : You interupted me for this?
Audury : Yeah!
Me : Oh wow look its a fox!
Spencer : So?
Me : Its only like 6pm...and daylight...
Spencer : yeah well this fox is different...a fox with no morals...a superfox.
Me : Oh cool...
Franco : Hey Cat! I didn't know if it was you at first but then it was and well..how are you?
Me : (Off my face) Where the fuck did you come from?! great to see you man. Yeah I'm good...well stoned. And quite drunk...and are you a hallucination? cos thats what I'll think tomorrow.
Franco : No...I'm actually here. Jen brought me.
Me : Oh cool..wow...but on the level...
Franco : I'm not a hallucantion Cat...
Adam : If we put in a fiver each we can get the 8th.
Me : Yeah that works...so if I give you my fiver and then Alex gives you a fiver...wait there's only three of us chipping in...so we'll only have £15 altogether...
George : I'll put in money.
Alex M : Aren't you supposed to be going home now George?
George : Awww but I wanna get high...
Me : Oh my god another fox!
Spencer : YOU AND YOUR FUCKING FOXES!
   Cat!     <3 Adam. says:
did you enjoy your chicken thats known only a life of misery?
   Cat!     <3 Adam. says:
thats salted with the tears of a fleet of orphaned baby chicks...
Adam - at college says:
chickens dont cry
Alex M: HOW COME I'M SO LOW DOWN THAT LIST!?!
Me :Er because those people have higher priority than you?
Alex M : Thats rude. Although, if its in priority, its good how you put "the boys" first. someone knows their place.
Chris : If you give me apple sours , I will let you bear my children...as long as they taste of apple sours so I can lick them all day...
Me : O...k
Cat!     <3 Adam.    somewheresomeone'sscreamingthattheworldsgone    says:
you're not becoming a rent boy at this age
        [Lorcan. KiddieGrinder]-[Aprons of flesh corpse scalped hair with skin upon my face]           says:
ill live off my mates
        [Lorcan. KiddieGrinder]-[Aprons of flesh corpse scalped hair with skin upon my face]           says:
and theres lots of money involved in ebing an underage rent boy you know! XD
   Cat!     <3 Adam.    somewheresomeone'sscreamingthattheworldsgone    says:
YOU ARE NOT GETTING FUCKED BY JAPANESE BUINESS MEN WHO WILL USE YOUR TEARS AS LUBRICANT AND THATS FINAL!
Mark : Yeah they're going to be like ages, you should just go get your mum's present now.
Me : Come with me...its like long to go on my own and realise you lot have left when I get back.
Mark: Nahh thats long..wait do you want to go smoke a spliff?
Me : Yeah cool.
Mark : Standard.
More to come...
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