p.s. I wrote this two years ago. I'm apparently not clever enough to come up with something better. Maybe one day. When I drink enough.....
I don't know what to say here. I don't really know me, we only just met. Top 10 things that I think I know about myself though:
10.) I'm MIAA Coaching Certified. What I will do with this I have no idea.
9.) I'm a lazy perfectionist.
8.) The Red Sox were the 2004 World Series Champs. This made me quite happy. Also the Patriots have been Super Bowl Champs in 2001, 2003, and now 2004. Good time to live in Massachusetts. Now it's over, I want to go somewhere warm.
7.) You can find me in da club, but I can't promise 50 Cent will be with me.
6.) Some people carry around pictures of their kids in their wallet. I carry a picture of myself when I had a mullet. Whatever makes you happy. And no, I don't have kids. They're at the pool.
5.) I'm the original Ma-Cheen. If you don't know what this means, you weren't meant to know.
4.) My level of compassion is only exceeded by my lack of caring.
3.) I'm an excellent dancer. I've culminated the best of MC Hammer, the robot, Gerardo, and mosh-pitting into a Broadway hit show.
2.) That last statement is not true. But I am a pretty good dancer.
1.) I play bass in a metal band called Discreate. I used to play acoustic guitar and sing in an acoustic sponge rock band called Fish & Chips. I've been playing guitar for over 14 years. And I secretly hope that this impresses you.
