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i am a Satanist but not the kind you find in books. Satan to me is like God to you... someone to lean on and help me through. hey... that was cool.... imma write that down... it rhymes... oh yeah.... i have my religious beliefs and you all are all wrong... i dont sacrifice animals or anything, Satanism doesnt even do that shit... christians started it... i kinda feel sorry for jesus because the whole reasoning behind his crucifixion was that christians (anyone who worships god) sacrificed people to god back then... i know a lot so dont argue with me... honestly i dont even hate jesus... he was born by an adulterer, that wasnt his fault... the sacrifiction of him wasnt his fault. it is god whom i hate. all the sins and the ten commandments are bull shit.... everything forbidden is everything we were made to do. have you really looked at the bible??? and they call MY god the prince of lies... read the bible, but dont just read it... study that shit... incest, adultery, pride, greed, lust are all in there. the story of Job is a funny one... so is psalm 22 (sometimes psalm 21, depending on who made the bible)... maybe one day my book i am writing on the hypocrisies of religion will be read in schools...and that is only an eensy bit of what i believe.so fuck your momma fuck your daddy fuck your grandaddy and most of all fuck you.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Drace Dire
Birthday: daemonic: 10-30-528ad, mortal: 11-19-1986ad
Birthplace: daemonic: Hell (duh), mortal: somewhere in md
Current Location: uranus... o sorry, typo, yur anus.
Eye Color: brown like shit
Hair Color: black like really old shit
Height: 4'11", since i was 10 yrs old, mortally
Right Handed or Left Handed: LEFT! HAIL SATAN! or right, if u mean writing hand
Your Heritage: German, some other european shit, succubus, and native american
The Shoes You Wore Today: shoes?? hahaha, you silly survey! i wear BOOTS! i do not submit to the shoe industry, but the boot one yes.
Your Weakness: love
Your Fears: spider cricket hybrids (they look like a combo, but i fear nothing else)
Your Perfect Pizza: eww, i feel nausiated right now, no food.... but i like pepperonis and chicken and cheese.... oh god, toilet!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: keep my man for more than a month and a half, also, dont get raped or beaten by anyone.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol or woot
Thoughts First Waking Up: why is the bed so wet? hah no really, its actually "fuck its early!!"
Your Best Physical Feature: well guys say my butt, but they are guys and guys are stupid. so.... prolly my face with corpse paint,,, yippiess!!
Your Bedtime: 7 am, depending on how much sex my man and i had
Your Most Missed Memory: the bond my dad and i had before the stepmom woman came in between
Pepsi or Coke: cocain! hah no jk, i smoke weed, when i am not completely poor anyway...oh... pepsi, coke tastes like shit
MacDonalds or Burger King: fuck if i care, i am nausious right now
Single or Group Dates: single, unless there's an orgy
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea, because i dunno, sorry lipton, dont sue me.
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate, vanilla sux ass
Cappuccino or Coffee: they both suck
Do you Smoke: djarum blacks
Do you Swear: fuck no, that is so fucking wrong. the fucking children dont need to hear the crazy shit people fuckin say.
Do you Sing: yessum, i want to be a singer
Do you Shower Daily: hahah you are funny yet again young grasshopper. showers are for poor people.............. yeah actually i do............ but dont tell them...... you know who........ sssssssshhhhhhhh
Have you Been in Love: *la sigh* yeah............ some people beat me tho, and some just arent dedicated enough, and some are perfect, or right next to it
Do you want to go to College: wow is this stand up or somethiing??? this is so funny. no but i am going to bartender school soon.
Do you want to get Married: yesh def. i have been engaged 3 times, so we shall see.
Do you belive in yourself: definitely!! if i didnt i def would have cut deeper. i know i can do whatever i want, i just need help, and a really good therapist, and prozac.... a lot of prozac.
Do you get Motion Sickness: no, i get sitting sickness. my ass hurts
Do you think you are Attractive: hell yeah! i am so fucking hot! sexy as hell!
Are you a Health Freak: nope... i cant even take vitamins everyday... i smoke too much anyhow.
Do you get along with your Parents: sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: the sounds are so powerful, but the lightning is that of a god..
Do you play an Instrument: i can play ode to joy on the piano!............................................ fuck you i tried
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no, and i keep my chastity belt on and attend church every sunday. hhahahha, lmao
In the past month have you Smoked: yeah, i think i am addicted.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yeah.... weed... arrest me biotch
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yessum me and my babes go out a lot.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah, and they all suck balls
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, but i ate a bag of mini oreos
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes, actually, it was weird
In the past month have you been on Stage: no, but i moshed at a hatebreed/gizmachi concert. i got beat up. it was wonderful. then i had a titty fight with this cute chick.
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope, i take care of all that.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no, its freezing fucking cold you looney.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: HELL YEAH
Ever been Drunk: yesh
Ever been called a Tease: yesh
Ever been Beaten up: yeah.... but that was years ago and the dumb bitch still hates me! wtf??
Ever Shoplifted: fuck yeah, i am a kleptomanic, thank you very much, but only for stores i dont respect, not people or stores i respect like chamber room in main st laurel, md. i love them so much!!!
How do you want to Die: i want to die after torturing and killing hundreds of people, but i want to die in a freak accident
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a rockstar, but thats what everyone wants to be
What country would you most like to Visit: Germany
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: peircing blue, or some beautiful colour like my man's that you can sink into and feel safe
Favourite Hair Color: black, or unnatural
Short or Long Hair: long!!! i looooove guys with long hair, thats kinda how i fell for my baby, along with many other reasons
Height: tall, short, i dont care
Weight: not huge, but other than that i dont care
Best Clothing Style: goth/vamp/elegant/not emo/not prep
Number of Drugs I have taken: 4, i think?
Number of CDs I own: oh god, not enough, yet too many
Number of Piercings: 1-tongue
Number of Tattoos: 1-skull with butterfly wings
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1. being born, 2. fucking my parents over 3. fucking my life up 4. giving myself away 5. getting locked up 6. letting glen fall away from me 7. ever even listening to god's bull shit..... and many many more
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.. You scored as Punk/Rebel.
Punk/Rebel
81%
Stoner
69%
Loner
63%
Drama nerd
44%
Goth
44%
Geek
38%
Ghetto gangsta
19%
Prep/Jock/Cheerleader
0%
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.. You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.
Satanism
79%
Buddhism
67%
Judaism
42%
atheism
42%
Hinduism
29%
Paganism
21%
agnosticism
21%
Islam
8%
Christianity
0%
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