useful retorts and put-downs.. |
Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
I don't know what your problem is, I'll bet it's h... Posted by on Wed, 21 Jul 2004 01:08:00 GMT |
things i learned as a child |
No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize
cats.
You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
Reading what people write on desks can teach you
a lot.
Don't wear polka-dot underwear under w... Posted by on Wed, 21 Jul 2004 00:14:00 GMT |
things stressed women at work might say.. |
1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you.
2. You say I'm a biTch like it's a bad thing.
3. Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.
4. Well, aren't we a damn ray of sunshine?
5. D... Posted by on Sun, 18 Jul 2004 01:08:00 GMT |
Top 10 signs that you are too drunk.. |
10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from
falling off the Earth.
9. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.
8. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the
toilet seat.
7. Yo... Posted by on Mon, 05 Jul 2004 07:45:00 GMT |