It's ya boi KIRK. Holla @ ya boi. I'm da coolest NIGGA on myspace. That's y everybody luv me. I like basketball, but I'm also LAAAAAZY. I don't kno wat else to say so Ima stop. HOLLA. If da status ain't good. I ain't checkin' for no gurl to be sweet if she lookin' at me. I need a women. That ain't scared to take care of me. Known to carry phat things If you know what I mean. If da status ain't good. I ain't checkin' for no gurl to be sweet if she looking at me. I need a women. That ain't scared to take care of up for me.Gotta know to get dough. And she betta be sweet. See A.G is an army. I'm walkin' wit no hearts on me. But you talkin' to the sargeant. Body marked up like the subway in harlem. Call him, Lil Kirk baby, please say the baby. If you don't see me on the block I ain't tryna hide. I blend in wit the hood, i'm camouflage. Bandana tied, so mommy join my troop. Now every time she hear my name she salute.I probably owe it to y'all, proud to be locked by the force. Tryin to hustle some things, that go with the Porsche. Feelin no remorse, feelin like my hand was forced. Middle finger to the law, nigga grip'n my balls. All the ladies they love me, from the bleachers they screamin. All the ballers is bouncin they like the way I be leanin. All the rappers be hatin, off the track that I'm makin. But all the hustlers they love it just to see one of us make it. Came from the bottom the bottom, to the top of the pots. Nigga London, Japan and I'm straight off the block. Like a running back, get it man, I'm straight off the block. I can run it back nigga cause I'm straight with the Roc.
Your homey Kirk in position, in the kitchen with soda. I just whipped up a watch, tryin to get me a Rover. Tryin to stretch out the coca, like a wrestler, yessir. Keep the Heckler close, you know them smokers'll test ya. But like, fifty-two cards when I'm, I'm through dealin. Now fifty-two bars come out, now you feel 'em. Now, fifty-two cars roll out, remove ceiling in case fifty-two broads come out, now you chillin with a boss bitch of course S.C. on the sleeve at the 40/40 club, ESPN on the screen. I paid a grip for the jeans, plus the slippers is clean.No chrome on the wheels, I'm a grown-up for real
It's clear to see that I'm the motherfuckin' man, I done learned from the best of em. Took the first slot, niggaz still second guessin' em. Hoes, I'm undressin' em. Foes, I'm not stresin' em. Outlastin' a bunch of 'em , outflowed the rest of em. Cuz everyday, I stay preachin' on the pulpit. So tell them haters they could miss me with that bullshit. But I won't miss, I'm Kirk Jones, the heat holder. I'm rich, bitch! I got more hoes than Oprah! And I'm a soldier, ready for whatever. Roll with a bunch of niggaz that don't know no better. King like Coretta, countin' mo' cheddar. Just hired two dykes to be my ho getters. When it comes to these women, dog, ain't no one fuckin' wit me. They runnin' back, you think I had Willie Parker wit me. But I really throw it like Vick, from the yard line. Menage a trois, it's safe to say I'm havin' hard times. Mad trees and bitches in dungarees. The city under seas, kitchen 100 degrees.I love that summer breeze, I'll stand in it until it freeze. I'm from another breed, them sss, southern g's. I sip phemetrazine, I lean, I stand tall. I'm mean, I'm mad raw, I'm coming like fastball. Steee-rike, Yup, so get it right nigga, one of my sniplets'll end your whole life. You ain't nothing but a riblet to a nigga with a knife. In a fork, I'm a pig myself, I eat schwork. So be smart and play your own part. If you don't love yourself, I'll make you see your own heart. And we don't like the narcs, stay away from the cell. Hey, I'ma shoot it out if I'm facing the ail. Yea, so tell your girl to come and make me rich. It's Lil Kirk nigga, 9 to 5, 10 to 6. When I die, fuck it I wanna go to hell. Cause I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fuckin' tell. It don't make sense, goin' to heaven wit' the goodie-goodies. Dressed in white, I like black Tims and black hoodies. God will probably have me on some real strict shit. No sleepin' all day, no gettin my dick licked. Hangin' with the goodie-goodies loungin' in paradise.Fuck that shit, I wanna tote guns and shoot dice. All my life I been considered as the worst. Lyin' to my mother, neva stealin' out her purse. Crime after crime, from drugs to extortion. I know my mother wished she got a fuckin' abortion. I'm a warrior!Aw man I never run, never snitch. I'm a grown man dog I ain't no bitch. Don't change cause he's rich. Before I shit on my family I lie in a ditch. Don't fold under pressure. You got a shell waitin in the hole if they test ya. I'll sacrifice it all if he has ya.React first and think about it after.Uh, You heard right motherfucker. My grandmama' daughter ain't raised no sucker. Heart full of pride and a head full of anger. Attitude of a winner infared for the danger. Even the paranoya of a female'll change ya. Waking up every morning laying next to a stranger. I'm on the move, smooth, with one eye out for the snakes. Who can't stand hearin your name all throughout the states. Tune into BET and watchin your video. Pretending to be your friends but the smart ones really no. So, if that's your man warn him, cause there's enough bullets in here to hit every NBA patch on him. Nigga ride 'til I die the song I sing. You ain't ready for the war I bring. You ain't gonna do a goddamn thing, and I ain't ever scared. I'm a warrior!Chillin' in tha bip. Yeah we get crunk. Niggas poppin' bottles and these bitches gettin' drunk. Rollin' up tha kush, put it in tha air. I'm throwin' up tha E's to let em' know we in here. Brand new shoes, brand new tool. Pull out tha ol school, cuz I'm feelin' real cool. I'm from da A', but I'm leanin' and rockin'. Snappin' my fingers, then reachin' for my glock BITCH! Reppin' my block BITCH!, straight from tha deck. When you snap ya fingers shawty, always gotta jerk ya neck. Smokin' on tha best, we don't fuck wit dat mess. I bet you can't do it, do it, do it like this. Yeah I'm back to tha track, back to tha snap. 1, 2 step, then you gotta lean back. Dis is how we do it in tha Naptown(and if you ain't know)this how it go down!Steppin out the motherfuckin car they in awe. I'm lookin like a star bitch when you see me make a wish.Holla at ya motherfuckin boy Dennard. Big Kirk my pa bitch ball bred born rich. Dear Mr. Toilet I'm the shit. Got these other haters pissed cause my toilet paper thick. I know but trip and that forty make a chip. Out a potato head wimp and like ranch I dip. And the hustle was all muscle just strength. When it comes to that weight I don't struggle I just lift. I got my hand on the game yeah I make a grip. Hundred grand in my fist same on my wrist. Get key money from a quarter blame it on my wrist.I whip coke like hoes nigga I'm a pimp. Lil nigga bout to rape the market. If we talkin bout money baby now we talkin.I'm from the land of the drug game. Since I was little, ain't a god damn thang changed. It's the same ol thang. Bush run shit like Sadaam Hussien. I cock and aim, clinically insane. To deal with this bullshit thang to day. If I sell some yay or smoke some hay. You bitches wanna throw me up in pelican's bay. Call me an animal up in the system. But who's the animal that built this prison? Who's the animal that invented lower living? The projects BITCH! Thank god for Russell Simmons. Thank god for Sugarhill. I'm putting a different kind of steel up to my grill. Y'all know what it is. Scared for your own kids.How these ghetto niggaz taken over showbiz? I'm down with Bone and Greg. Ain't got to pretend. "Crunk Juice" nigga run the club that you in. You scary motherfuckers don't wanna bring the ruckus. You just spend all your time in the club tryin to duck us. And if you walk by nigga, I'ma knock fire nigga. From yo' ass, you can come try nigga. In the hood, all the way down South. I ain't Mike Jones, keep my name out'cha mouth bitch! We can get it crackin. If it get to clickin clackin. Look at Mr. Jackson, nigga with no reaction. If you scared, go to church! We gon' hit you where it hurts. That don't work. We'll put you in the dirt. Cause a whole lot of rappers make a whole lot of noise. Lyrics full of steroids, niggaz paranoid. And when you get that blowup, it make you throw up. When you realize your favorite rapper ain't got no nuts.
It goes
1. for the money
2. for the show
3. for the pussy
4. for the glow
5. for the rookies
6. for the pros
7. for the numbers of them fuckin zeroes
8. for haters
9. for the cause
10. for my niggaz, behind big bars
You can look me in my eyes, see I'm ready for whatever. Anythang don't kill me, make me better. I ain't dead nigga, you can take the fame and the chedda, and the game, any deal, I'm still a go-getter. Take my freedom for the moment but it ain't fo-ever. I got the spirit of a god, heart of a dope dealer. I'm a king, seen hangin' with some cold killas. I ain't never back down or ran from no nigga. I ain't sat down yet, pimp, standin' gorilla. Even if I'ma all alone or standin' with four niggaz. Tell'em jump, pimpin' it don't get no realer. 5'8" with the soul of a 6'4" nigga.I separated the fakes, paralized from they gap down. From the real stand up guys of the Naptown. Can't even look me in my eyes, put yo face down. You gonna fail nigga, whachu gotta say now?
1. Turn a pair of bow jackson raiders
2. A fresh pair of mariallen gators
3. Out ten niggas is sum hatas but
4. its to late
5. shots to ya tataa
6. fully chromed fronted Cotton candy coated benz
7. grams of presidental blowin in tha wind at 4am tha
8 at
9. touch down a beautiful play In my neighboor hood so what now got
1 O left u can snatch it 4 the seven nigga keep ya chirp on alert just like nine
11 the
12 kreepin threw the hood like jason keep it moven
Friday
13th but bitch this aint a movie I was only
14 when i droped my first deal made a 2way disapear like david copperfield wala I recorded thisa 2
15 left dop boi magic we can do tha 15s
I get my Free MySpace Layouts at MySpaceStop.com
AB0UT ME
Y0U CAN KALL ME // Kirk Jones
SiNG ME A BiRTHDAY S0NG 0N // My B-Day
THE B0YS/GiRLS ARE H0TTER iN // Bikinis
M0MMY GAVE ME A // Smack upside da head
iM SCARED 0F // Clowns
MY TRADE MARK PHRASE iS // Sucka
i SLEEP iN CLASS AT // I Dunno
i WANT T0 G0 T0 C0LLEGE AT // Maryland University
i THiNK THE STUPiDEST THiNG iS // Dennard
i CAN ALWAYS EAT // Food
i AM ADDiCTED T0 // Myspace lol
i L0VE T0 WEAR // Clothes
FAV0RiTE ...
RAP S0NG We Fly High
R0CK S0NG I dunno
ST0RY T0 TELL Santa Clause
SH0ES Nikes
C0L0R Blue
ANiMAL Lion
TiME 0F DAY Night
C0ND0M ...
GiRLS NAME I Dunno
B0YS NAME Kirk
LETTER K
THiNG T0 D0 Sleep
0UT 0F MY FRiENDS ...
THE FUNNiEST iS -- Dee
THE L0UDEST iS -- Jeff
THE SHYEST iS -- Kyla
THE TALLEST iS -- Rodney
THE SH0RTEST iS -- Yani
THE Y0UNGEST iS -- I Dunno
THE 0LDEST iS -- I think Rodney
THE WiLDEST iS -- Kyla
THE BEST PARENTS BEL0NG T0 -- Kyla
MY SEC0ND H0ME BEL0NGS T0 -- Kyla
i TELL ALL MY SECRETS T0 -- NOBODY
THE 0NE i HAVE KN0WN THE L0NGEST -- Bone
EiTHER // 0R
SiNGLE 0R RELATi0NSHiP Single
DAY 0R NiGHT Night
SCARY M0ViES 0R FUNNY M0ViES Either
AMERiCAN EAGLE 0R ABERCR0MBiE Neither
SiNGLE DATE 0R GR0UP DATE Single
BLACK &&& WHiTE 0R C0L0R Either
SH0WER 0R BATH Shower
SWiMMiNG iN THE 0CEAN 0R A P00L Pool
MC D0NALDS 0R BURGER KiNG Burger King
TELEViSi0N 0R C0MPUTER Either
H0TT 0R C0LD Hott
EAST BANK 0R WEST BANK Either
WHAT D0 Y0U THiNK 0F WHEN Y0U HEAR...
L0VE Music
H0TT Days
CRUNK Lil Jon
P0L0 Marco
BALLS Cartman
KiSS Girls
PiNK Panther
SUMMER My B-Day
SCH00L Broadneck
CELLULAR DEViCE T-Mobile
WENiS Wat???
MASTACATE Wat???
HAVE Y0U EVER...
SKiNNY DiPPED? Nope
KiSSED S0ME0NE 0F THE SAME SEX? Nope
SH0PLiFTED? Maybe
G0TTEN BEATEN UP? Yea Rite
BEATEN S0ME0NE UP? Maybe
G0TTEN DUMPED? I think
LiED T0 S0ME0NE T0 MAKE THEM FEEL BETTER? All da Time
FALLEN iN L0VE? I think
DYED Y0UR HAiR? Nope
SNUCK 0UT 0F Y0UR H0USE? Maybe
BEEN KiSSED iN THE RAiN? Nope
D0 Y0U...
WANT T0 GET MARRiED? Sure
CURSE A L0T? I Dunno
BELiEVE iN Y0URSELF? Of Course
THiNK Y0U ARE ATTRACTiVE? YESSSSSSSSS
EAT SUSHi? Not Alot
HAVE ANY TATT00S? Not Yet
THiNK Y0U SiNG WELL? Sometimes
LiKE WHEN PE0PLE PLAY WiTH Y0UR HAiR? I ain't got none
LiKE T0 DANCE? Nope
HAVE A CELL PH0NE? Who Doesn't?
HAVE A HEADACHE FR0M THiS SURVEY? Not Anymore
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
