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Essay

A safe and fast transcontinental voyage!

About Me

I do not play in Peoria

My Interests

HOT GUYS, cats, beer, blading (and other ways to almost kill myself), lesbians!, lab, beer, guitar stuff, not children

I'd like to meet:

Everyone, but then I want travel back in time to when they were children and then exploit their emotional weaknesses

Music:

DATA PANIK, TMBG, TH, DB

Movies:

Real Genius, True Stories, Top Gun, Firefighter Porn...well just about any porn for that matter

Television:

I wish I could make sitcoms (found a job?)

Books:

I LOVE BOOKS!

Heroes:

Richard Marcinko, David Byrne, Michael Farmer, Beer, neo-Dr Malik, Tom Maniatis, Cecile Pickart

My Blog

How I spent 420

I am officially a minister! Yay, I can marry people and then notarize their wedding certs! and even do last rights!
Posted by Essay on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 12:52:00 PST

I hate driving in baltimore: open letter to the gov

Office of the Governor 100 State Circle Annapolis, Maryland 21401-1925   Dear Governor O'Malley,  Hi, my name is Sabs Research and I am a graduate student at Hopkins.  I used ...
Posted by Essay on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 07:19:00 PST

OMFG

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZfQhxNao28proving once again...white people cannot dance (I mean group A)also: for a mention of Peoria, Baltimore and David Byrne all in the same article: gotohttp://ww...
Posted by Essay on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 01:29:00 PST

MoFo Surveys just reel me in

the MOST Spontaneous Questions Ever, BE HONEST 1. What do you want for Valentine's Day?never there to be another 2. Who will be your next kiss?god i hope its mike, but itll probably be some ugly dud...
Posted by Essay on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 08:27:00 PST

another damn survey

100. First off, whats your name?sabs research 99. Why were you named that?b/c sabina is too hard for ami's to pronounce, and research is the name of every lab at hopkins...so i want to say "hey thats...
Posted by Essay on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 03:13:00 PST

random pondering

Yay, Annie Lennox is in my top 8....hmm...if only i was in her top 8
Posted by Essay on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 02:56:00 PST

foot

my foot is still broken...apparently whatever im doing to it is not helping it heal.i still cant go blading (at all), but i may be cut loose for firefighting again on the 18th of jan.i need more calci...
Posted by Essay on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 09:36:00 PST

survey

1. EVER HAD MONO?dunno 2. LAST PLACE YOU WENT?work 3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIEVED?dead cat from mom and dad 4. EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE?when dont i 5. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON?welders 6....
Posted by Essay on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 08:38:00 PST

Tammy

My cat died the other night...I think I will dedicate my dissertation to her...does anyone know if that is legal?
Posted by Essay on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 07:02:00 PST

im a dork

i broke my foot yesterday morning and it sucks ass
Posted by Essay on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 11:25:00 PST