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About Me

I'm 29-years-old. I live in Seattle with my girlfriend, who's cool as hell for putting up with me and all my bullshit. I work for Major League Baseball's website. My goal is to play, write and record music professionally. Still working on that one. Here's a link to my other MySpace page so you can check-out some of my songs:http://www.myspace.com/charlesbaltermusic

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I've met enough people to the point that it's not that special an occurrence, not that I have anything against meeting people. I'd like to meet Dolly Parton; she seems she's like a doll. I've met Willie Nelson; he's about the coolest human being alive, possibly ever... Jon Stewart would probably be really fun to hang out with. Stephen Colbert, too... I'd like to meet Billie Joe Armstrong from Green Day just so I could ask him if he's aware of the degree to which he blatantly rips-off other people's songs.... And I've always wanted to meet T.V.'s Tom Snyder, the old talk show host with the weird eyebrows...Oh, but in terms of real life, I'd like to meet people who are smart, open-minded, funny, laid back, and cool; people who can challenge me, and teach me a thing or two. Is that too much to ask?

My Blog

Dane Cook: You Can’t Be Serious

So I was watching a little TV before I went to sleep last night, and I happened upon this Dane Cook comedy show called Vicious Circle. I watched for about ten minutes, transfixed. Cook proceeded to ...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 09:54:00 GMT

Election 2008: The Fix Is In

So we are now in the full midst of the charade we call "democracy," the process whereby the American people supposedly "elect" the leader they believe will best represent our nation's interests and le...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 13:07:00 GMT

Why? (Someone Help Me Out Here)

Why must my girlfriend plague me with the new Rilo Kiley CD? We've had this discussion before, which is why my MySpace blog has become my outlet for these thoughts. I wouldn't say Rilo Kiley sucks -...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 19:27:00 GMT

A Random, Bitter Thought

I was in theater in high school. One time, I saw this girl's nipple during a costume change. Not really anything, but I guess it was noteworthy for a tenth-grader.She went on to attend Har...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 03:18:00 GMT

R.I.P. Tom Snyder

Goodbye, Tom. We'll sure miss you! Well, maybe we won't, but I will. I'll forever miss your urbane observations on life and society, your (at times) combative interview style, your ...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 00:46:00 GMT

I'm Your Pusherman

I was walking through my neighborhood the other day to catch the bus when a guy walks-up to me and says, "Hey, you got any dope?" I must admit that I was caught off-guard by the inquiry, utterin...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 01:43:00 GMT

On Today's "Rock" Bands

Why do you wear a tie?I just don't understandYou're not working in a bankYou're in a fucking band.
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 10:08:00 GMT

A Simple Observation

My girlfriend and I lie next to each other. She's reading the new Harry Potter book and I Camus' The Stranger. And neither one of us will ever understand...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 21:37:00 GMT

Confession

I have a confession to make. Every now and then, I'll turn on the local Top 40 station - here in Seattle, it's 106.1 - just to see what the kids are listening to. It's one of those things where it...
Posted by on Wed, 23 May 2007 23:09:00 GMT

Christian Domestic Discipline

My brother alerted me to the presence of this fabulous website called Christian Domestic Discipline, or CDD for short. The subtitle to this website is Loving Wife Spanking in a Christian M...
Posted by on Thu, 10 May 2007 12:34:00 GMT