bump is to lump as lump is to hump

About Me

frozen tick tock time detangler

My Interests

clean water, community of life, neotony, curly mustaches, dinosaurs, narwhales, anything the same size of my foot, badminton in busy buses, rabbbbishes, drinking bottles of vinegar so I can puke all over you.

I'd like to meet:

rock salt

Music:

manu chao blonde redhead trex

Movies:

sister acts a tear jerker

Television:

lobotomy

Books:

deeelish-flappy spectacles

Heroes:

I was living in a refrigerator

My Blog

stalactites...

are the hangdownity poopsicles dripping droplets of delusion. Plugging, pilaging, and raping their way into the socket of my stalagmite, everlasting logarithm...spiraling unicornhorn, brainstem....
Posted by bump is to lump as lump is to hump on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 09:10:00 PST

I wish that everything was

GOLD. like waxed bumblebee's leaky buttholes. Bubbling to a boil, exploding into a puffy diluted tangycolored goo blob mushroom cloud. Each globuole of blobulous spittered, spattered, and sparkled int...
Posted by bump is to lump as lump is to hump on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 07:54:00 PST

polar bears are pretty creatures

I went to the playground to swing drunk at night. And I peed into my pants, wishing that they were your face. Some day, I hope to ride real polar bears with you under shining Europa, rubbing our urine...
Posted by bump is to lump as lump is to hump on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 03:41:00 PST

Its a black and white world, baby...

BILL OF RIGHTS FOR RACIALLY MIXED PEOPLE I have the right not to justify my existence in this world not to keep the races separate within me not to be responsible for peoples discomfort with m...
Posted by bump is to lump as lump is to hump on Sat, 13 Aug 2005 08:18:00 PST