As things go, I haven't changed this "about me" section since I first got myspace. So, I think I ought to clear some things up.
First and foremost, the fish mentioned in the old version has been dead for like 2 years. But in respect to the deceased, he was unquestionably the second best fish I ever had. Some items I feel should be mentioned are my beliefs on various matters of great importance:
1) men should have hair on their bodies and waxing is wholly unacceptable (unless one's back is akin to a wolverine) 2) people from the Czech republic are hands down the most consistently bad-smelling people on this earth 3) the purpose of life is to be happy 4) following a minimum of 3 drinks, Spanish is really fun to speak 5) black people are the only people who can still be cool even if they're severely overweight 6) as a rule, foreigners are always hotter 7) a significant percentage of the human population sucks hella ass 8) "hella" is a really great word that serves many grammatical functions and it's a wonder it hasn't caught on elsewhere 9) having a puppy does significantly improve one's "game" 10) people who think Safeway is actually called Vons have been tragically misled (I'm talking to you Southern California) 11) gay rights 12) Israel's right to exist 13) Sprite tastes super bad after chewing mint-flavored gum 14) you don't know me that well unless you've read my writings 15) and most importantly, from my heart, I really believe that Captain Planet is our hero, he is gonna take polution down to zero, he is fighting on the planet's side and I will help him put asunder bad guys who like to loot and plunder.
Another point of mild interest is that I have every intention to become a copywriter and writer in general. I'm am honestly totally stoked to write ads and the b.s. on the back of lotion bottles explaining in exactly what manner the lotion in question will reinvigorate, moisturize, soothe and ultimately dramatically improve all things related to your skin, for the rest of my life.
Also, even though I probably don't particularly care for most people I meet, I am a happy, nice, well-adjusted person, delightful company and conversation and the people I do care about, I'd do anything for.
Also, I graduated from a Catholic all-girl high school where there use to be this awesome koi pond and the koi in this pond were for a lack of better words hella bad-ass. You could seriously fish for them with nothing but a piece of food tied to the end of a string and when the koi bit, they really bit and you could actually pull them by the string out of the water, so they'd be hanging there above the water, it was really radical.....
