Sum Dum Fuk

What can I tell you that you probably dont already know.... I like to make up words. Its fun. like Slore. Thats a fusion of Slut and Whore. Sam currently holds this title. Recently I came up with a new one, Slunt. Thats a Fusion of Slut and *unt.. (I would never type C*nt on my myspace page:-p) As of recent I have been going to ALOT of Rocky Horror, probably MORE Rocky then anyone should ever go to, but I dont care I like it. Plus there is a girl there who doesn't know I exist that is visually pleasing to me. Thats all I can say at the present, since I have yet to get the chance to even say hello to her. Dont worry ladies, she probably has a boyfriend, or will turn lesbian the moment she knows I'm in the fledgling stages of diggin her, so your lovable Teddy Bear will more then likely remain single. (But hey, dont tell all those other Girls I said this, if you wanna get coffee some time Im in like Flint.) My lifes pretty much an open book, I hide very little, hold even less sacred. And WHY Does it ALWAYS have to come from Left Field? Why not right, or Center? Or Perhaps, Center-Right? Thanks for not answering that, I didnt really wanna know anyways. My friends, the REAL ones, know they can ask me for anything, If I have it, and can give it, its theirs. I have an E-Harmony Page, its funny because its anything but harmonious. Music is my life, so that explains why I work at Verizon Wireless in the "Market Metrix & Analysis Dept." I'm a self proclaimed Sci-Fi Nerd, love all the classics, Star Trek, Star Wars, Stargate... Also Dig Lord of The Rings, the Chronicles of Narnia, Neverending story, the like.. HATE HARRY POTTER.. HATE IT... Actually, thats a really funny story you should ask me to tell it sometime.. Not right now tho, ask now and you're gonna get a slap like there is no tomorrow.. I have enough Emo idiot propaganda that I could write 3 Emo-Craptastic Albums and still have material for b sides... Giggity Giggity... I hate everyone equally, so I make fun of everyone Mercilessly. I hold myself to an impossible standard when it comes to many things, a standard that I am constantly reminded NO ONE ELSE holds themselves too... I have learned that EVERY Slipknot Tribute band sucks. And one of them needs a Lead Corey Wannabe. To bad they are in London or some shit.... I love Hooters the restaurant. And Hooters the Body part. I hate all things Emo, I still, to this day make fun of Jamies Mom. If there isnt a ring, a commitment, or a shot gun to your head, dont ever tie urself to one person. Its dumb. Take it from me, cuz Im the only person that can prevent forest fires. Im all for commitment tho, and im not talkin about the straight Jacket rubber wall type. Matt started the fire in California, simply by farting. Chuck Norris stopped the fire, simply by roundhouse kicking the molecules that make fire. I consistantly make people laugh, and I have come to learn that girls will talk to me online, as long as they dont know that im a bit on the chubbalicious side. Hey its too bad for them, see I am the way I am, the sometimes synical, always comical, usually lovable guy that my friends have all come to love (hate) and enjoy(Cringe at the mere mention of) because, above all other things, I have learned to laugh at myself. Back to the topic of Rocky for a moment, I have decided, just now (well, driving home before) that when I hit the mega millions Jackpot, I want to remake Rocky Horror. Primarily just Visually, you know, not change shit like they do nowadays with most remakes. Its not gonna be like that Remake of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, although I want the guy that played ALL the Umpa Loompas as the midget in the group... You think that guy got individual paychecks for playing all the oompa loompas? That'd ROCK... And Me and Papy are thinkin of tryin to get something going in Rockland for Rocky, bringing it to you peoples front doors as in, to compliment the North Jersey Shows. More on that as the Story develops... You cannot go through life being too serious, because then you end up like my dad. he is onto wife #3, who is as batty as they come, quit drinking 10 years ago because he ripped a door off its hynges, and now enjoys a probably unhealthy dose of wine, where he dances like a god damn fruit cake. Im serious. he just turned 50, and we had a party, and holy fuck and the bean stalk man, he was dancing like no one should EVER dance. I have the strange tendency to ALWAYS go for the girls that are, as the Olins would put it "Bad for Me," but I ask you, if its legal and consensual, how can it be bad? IT CANT, THATS HOW... I'm sorry, im off on a tangent.. Is this even about me anymore? I believe it is.... Recently I learned something, and its something I feel I should share with all of you. If you are 27 years old, drink ALOT and weigh in excess of, say, 280lbs, DONT TRY TO JUMP A FENCE.. Its just not worth it. Ask that guy over there, he can tell ya... I sincerily want my Grandmother to drop kick me, and I have also decided im gonna get my dad drunk and make him come with me to Rocky Horror, I kinda wanna see him do the Time Warp, im NOT GONNA LIE that'd be fuckin priceless... Im sure there is alot more to go here, but its late and im tired. So tell me what to add and I'll add it. Consider this added. OH YEAH.... Fuck the line that was originally here. Fuck it in the face with a mallet.. If you require more info, message me here, or im on AOL Instant Messenger - Dumpstrboss