Yea I'm Dana but u obviously already know that cuz ur my friend. Lemme tell u a couple random things about myself, i shower daily, i love heavy metal especially EMMURE, i jus got a brand new Camry and its awesome and black, im awesome but im not black, i live on my own with my dog Venice who my beautiful girlfriend Amanda Perez helps me take care of, i like Salvador Dali paintings, I workout alot, I work alot, I hate materialistic people, I love Vampires and wish I could be one, I prefer not to go to trendy bars and clubs suck, I like women... not girls trying to be women, I finally gave in and bought a phone with a keyboard, Jeff "TOOL" Zaborowski is my best friend, If I didn't work at UPS I'd have a full beard and a full sleeve, If fanny packs were cool I'd wear one cuz Hulk Hogan does, I am the lead vocalist of Horror Madonna, I'm sarcastic, an ass but not an asshole, and my family is fuckin sweet, thats all