Horchata

Businessmen who hang themselves have crappy jobs and suck at them ;).
Well, heres the deal, I'm the best there is, plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and piss excellence. I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deal. People..know me. People tend to like me cause I can make them laugh. But I'm not a guy to punk on cause I will windmill kick you in the face! (no joke) and I roll with homies that got my back AND WILL THROWDOWN as quickly as I do so as long as you don't get on my nerves we're cool. Some people think I can be weird at times or even a bit random but if you don't wanna know me or talk to me, I could care less. I'll have a good time with or without you. But if you still wanna talk to me, feel free to leave me a message and we'll hang out. Good times guaranteed.
These are the glory days of LMK.
You are Alkaline Trio!!! Pretty awesome, but
someone should direct you to the nearest AA,
don't you think? Humorous and dark.
What Emo Band Are You?
Beer
?? Which Alcoholic Drink Are You ??
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||| 36%
Stability |||||| 26%
Orderliness |||||||||||||| 56%
Accommodation |||| 16%
Interdependence |||||| 30%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 70%
Mystical |||||| 30%
Artistic || 10%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 50%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Work ethic |||| 16%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||| 56%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 70%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 63%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 50%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 50%
Wealth |||||||||||||| 56%
Dependency |||||||||||| 50%
Change averse |||||||||||||||| 70%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Individuality |||||||||||| 50%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||||| 77%
Histrionic |||||||||||||| 56%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Vanity |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 70%
Female cliche |||||||||||||| 56%
Stability results were low which suggests you are very worrying, insecure, emotional, and anxious.
Orderliness results were moderately high which suggests you are, at times, overly organized, reliable, neat, and hard working at the expense of flexibility, efficiency, spontaneity, and fun.
Extraversion results were moderately low which suggests you are reclusive, quiet, unassertive, and secretive.
trait snapshot:
introverted, irritable, feels invisible, observer, depressed, does not enjoy leadership, reveals little about self, dislikes large parties, feels undesirable, does not like to stand out, submissive, suspicious, emotionally sensitive, not a thrill seeker, solitude loving, likes silence, fragile, second guesses self, negative, unadventurous, fearful, weird, focuses on people's hidden motives, paranoid, phobic, dependent, cautious, avoidant, semi intellectual