My Marriage To Paris Hilton (Final Coumn in Paradise) |
I stopped writing for the Citizen. Here is my final column.Sloan announces plans to elope with Paris HiltonParis Hilton loves Key West. The weather is great, people are friendly and Rob O'neal is the ...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 16:04:00 GMT |
April Fools Part Two |
(Here is the article that ran as a result of my April Fools' Day column. Are people really this dumb?) Sarcastic column gets boosBY MANDY BOLENCitizen StaffKEY WEST A newspaper column intended as an...
Posted by on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 23:28:00 GMT |
April Fools |
(This is the column that caused the controversy in Key West. Check out April Fools Part two to see the article that ran in the Citizen the next day)County goes dry Sunday, as Keys pass alcohol banResi...
Posted by on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 23:24:00 GMT |
Writers Block |
Myspace has a new section for books. Ranking is based on how many blogs link your book, so I'm going to ask my friends to hook me up.After you write your blog, go to the bottom and select (Reading - B...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 07:07:00 GMT |
Get a free beer while relaxing on your porch! |
(This column originally appeared in Paradise This Week)I was chilling on the porch at Grand Vin, drinking beer and pretending to be a pet psychic. Spike is the resident cat, and though our conversati...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 11:25:00 GMT |
Panhandlers are the future of a clean Key West! |
(This column originally appeared in Paradise This Week)If you ask for money on Duval Street and don't have a stringed instrument in your hand, I consider you a panhandler. My parameters are vague to t...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 11:23:00 GMT |
Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name. |
(This column originally appeared in Paradise This Week)I stopped into the Green Parrot Bar for a soda on Sunday afternoon and ran into an old friend. We went through the handshakes, patted each other ...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 11:20:00 GMT |
Won't you be my neighbor? |
(This column originally appeared in Paradise This Week)"Do you realize that everyone you know someday will die."There is a void in my neighborhood.I moved into my house just over a year ago. When peop...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 11:16:00 GMT |
Saddam Hussein receives Key to the City. |
(This column originally appeared in Paradise This Week)I want a Key to the City and I'm not too proud to beg. I get the feeling I'm not alone, and if the city plays their cards right we could create a...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 11:11:00 GMT |
A new way to reason with hurricane season. |
(This column originally appeared in Paradise This Week)I was walking down Duval Street and saw a little boy playing with a rock. He didn't care about sunset, didn't want to see the Southernmost Point...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 11:06:00 GMT |
