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SlayerCat

About Me

I scoped out this hottie in Brooklyn one night, turned on my f*cking charisma - and *BOOM* I was in. She couldn't resist and let me chill where she works...
I took the joint over, but I still let that JD guy hang around, because let's face it... he has the keys.
And a bunch of maniacs show up, but I will let most of them live.
#1 - because they have money for the jukebox
#2 - they leave drinks laying around for me to jack
#3 - they amuse me

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

- Kerry - Lemmy - Halford - The Soup Nazi - Tom Carvel - The Hasbro dude who invented the Pop-O-Matic bubble

My Blog

Really. Really? -sigh-

Iowa fans cited for restroom sex during Gophs game Wed Nov 26, 6:10 pm ETMINNEAPOLIS  While the Hawkeyes were stomping the Gophers on the Metrodome field last weekend, police ...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Nov 2008 16:27:00 GMT

I'M SUCH A PUSS

darling i can see the clouds around you and in your heart i know a sorrow grows. but if you weep i'll be right here to hold you til each tear you cry becomes a rose dearest love i know your heart is ...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Oct 2008 20:08:00 GMT

HAVE YOU SEEN ME ?

I've been missing for a week.If you've seen me or have any information about my whereabouts, please send details.I miss my Duff's crew and want to be returned
Posted by on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 05:54:00 GMT

SlayerCat Cares: Amber Alert

Missing From:99 High Rock Street, Lynn, MAMissing Date:7/30/2008 12:00 AMContact:Lynn Police Department866-NYS-AMBERCircumstances:The Lynn Police Department has activated the New York State AMBER Aler...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jul 2008 12:54:00 GMT