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MrShapiro

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What is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the start of every end, and the end of every race? So listen.... I moved from Belarus (RUSSIA) at six years old. I am only child , but the many cousins I have make up for such an insufficiency. 24 Hour Fitness has become a daily getaway that I use to drain all of my negativity and leave all the goodness inside-what a stress reliever.I love getting down and dirty, flyin by you on my Motorcycle, gets that heart pumping!!! Those that know me realize that the only "swinging" I do is on the playground because I am a one man type of woman :)Dancing is the hottest thing next to "making love"... latin salsa, rap, merengue, hip-hop, techno, Arabic, Persian, ISRAELI and Russian-I love it all. I have the comfort of using languages such as Spanish, Russian, Hebrew and have an enormouse apetite for cultures. I am fascinated by the destinct things people do around the world. CUlture brings about class, and classy, cultured individuals NEVER APPEAR ON JERRY SPRINGER. Being high on life is my specialty (ah the power of positive thinking and BEING) -living for the moment brings extra flavor to life- try it! I appreciate open-mindedness and those that are not addicted to their habits since growing up is a game of being brainwahsed and conditioned to be the way our "superiors" and care-takers think, act, react,and feel. Trying new things brings meaning to life- I believe change inspires learning. Some days I am a deep thinker, while others I am a daydreamer. I appreciate those that are unique, meaning in their thoughts and actions, becuase I see myself as being different. I surround my self with positive people becuase negativity and myself are not a good match. Although I am not religious, I consider myself to be spiritual, but not in the sense of talking to mother earth, ghosts, and Buddha, but rather spiritual through intuition and instict... Oh and I have soooo much goodness inside that I want to share with you and the world!!! Now that I provided a glimpse of my being, let me ask you some questions.....Have you ever asked yourself if you can cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?Why do you have to "put your two cents in". . . but it's only a penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?Why does a round pizza come in a square box?What disease did cured ham actually have?How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?Why do toasters have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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Johnny Depp- he seems that he would have a unique and twisted personality..sounds fun. But primarily I want to meet the speakers that are in the video below becuase I know they would teach me something so incredibly valuable!The Secret to Riches

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HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY!!

Tips for Happiness in Daily Life by Remez Sasson Daily life can be made happier. It is a matter of choice. It is our attitude that makes us feel happy or unhappy. It is true, we meet all kinds of situ...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 13:32:00 GMT

What you think..that you get!

 If you think you are beaten, you are,    If you think you dare not, you don't.If you like to win, but you think you can't,     It is almost certain you won't.If you...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 08:02:00 GMT

Food for THought!

In April, Maya Angelou was interviewed by Oprah on her 70+ birthday. Oprah asked her what she thought of growing older. And, there on television, she said it was "exciting." Regarding body changes, s...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 13:46:00 GMT

Important World Update!!! Please Read to be AWARE!

..> The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other p...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 13:05:00 GMT

This is the way life should flow....

  I have a new idea for the way life should be....... I think the life cycle is all backwards.You should die first...start out dead and get it out of the way.Then you wake up in an old age h...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 18:30:00 GMT

Nothing Lasts Forever

The pretext to what inspired me to write it is I dont believe in the concept of "forever" that we typically hear in everyday conversation. But, being so open minded, I thought of things that I want in...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 17:24:00 GMT