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~Jessie~

When people show you who they are... believe them.

About Me

It's really time to change my "about me"... but I don't have the creative energy right now... so instead, I'm stealing a joke from one of my new favorite comedians, Daniel Tosh."I am all for women that decide to get plastic surgery because plastic surgery allows you the rare opportunity to make your outer appearance reflect your inner appearance. FAKE. Which is a positive joke for women, unless of course you have fake boobs, but let’s be honest, you’re not bright enough to get that joke. How’s that feel whores? Just keep tellin’ yourself you did it so your shirts would fit better. You did it because you’re a whore. You forgot because you’re stupid. Enjoy your free drinks."

My Interests

I LOVE sunshine! I need it... I hate cold... but I have to admit snow can be beautiful. I love beaches, palm trees, vacations, warm weather, traveling and of course my family and friends.

I'd like to meet:

Not so much who I'd like to meet, but who I wish everyone had the opportunity to meet: My Papa. For everyone who knew him, he made a profound impact on our lives... For anyone who didn't know him, I wish you could've... He was the greatest man I've ever known. I love you Papa! "You are my sunshine!"--Same goes for Uncle Harlan (Papa's brother). Definitely another man that one could never forget. After all, he taught me to wiggle my ears! He was always good for a laugh and he loved to sing with us. It's pretty comforting to know that they're together again... Probably out hunting or fishing. We love you Uncle Harlan!~

Music:

Just about anything... (in no particular order) RES! John Legend- Anthony Hamilton- Ginuwine- D'Angelo- Sarah McLachlan- Sheryl Crow- Luda!- Leela James- Nelly Furtado- James Blunt- Alanis Morissette- Citizen Cope- Alicia Keys- Usher- 50- The Cars- Chingy- Eva Cassidy- Erykah Badu- Amos Lee- India.Arie- Natalie Merchant- Beyonce... and I could go on forever. It's really hard for me to pick favorites b/c I love music so much... but everybody needs to know about Res, she's absolutely AMAZING!!! And hopefully comin out with a new album soon!! Check her out! http://www.myspace.com/res

Movies:

So so many... I love pretty much all of Adam Sandler and Jim Carrey's movies. Kill Bill (Vol 1&2) DROP DEAD FRED!! Love Jones, Pretty Woman, Dirty Dancing, The Wizard of Oz, Practical Magic, The Little Mermaid, Love & Basketball, The Brothers, Crash, Crocodile Dundee (all of 'em!), Lethal Weapon(s)... too many to name them all.

Television:

Too much...

Books:

I love books!

Heroes:

oh, ya know...

My Blog

Res! My favorite song!

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Posted by ~Jessie~ on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 08:45:00 PST

Thoughts for Life

~The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.~ ~I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.~ ~Too much of anything is bad, but too much of a good whiskey i...
Posted by ~Jessie~ on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 12:12:00 PST

Gotta love the construction industry...

This is for real... I found this a few months ago when I was sorting through some files.  The title says it all... ...
Posted by ~Jessie~ on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 06:03:00 PST

The girl you never deserved... back again.

I just think everyone should read this... One day you're gonna want that girl. The girl that wasn't perfect, but tried to be perfect for you. The girl that believed the scraps of you she was given was...
Posted by ~Jessie~ on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 07:26:00 PST