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Member Since: 11/23/2005
Band Members: addbdc
Dutty D
Born, raised and currently still at large in the ghetto Archway, this half African 'lyrical master' is blazing. With hot rhymes such as 'I'm high flammage, flamin' hot, give your bitch brain damage, cos we bone non-stop' you know Dutty D isn't messing around. He claims to have slept with over 10,000 bitches, but reports suggest this figure could be closer to none. Dutty D replied to the reports with this statement 'I don't care what the reports say, i know i aint gay'.
Gizzy G
With parents hailing from the countries of Spain and Eastern Europe, Gizzy G is a mix of Spanish and Eastern European. Shortly after birth Gizzy G tripped over and banged his head on a hectic garage CD. Some say this is where he got his DJ skills from, others say it is a lie. Whether or not this is true, one thing that is true is that Gizzy G can drop a beat that is sure to move your feet. He also doubles up as an MC and forms a key part of the BDC.
Yu
Born in the gangster-ridden streets of 1980's Japan, which is ages away, Yu was taught how to ride a bike by a samurai. After moving into the rough back yard of London, Whetstone, Yu realised he had an undying passion to be in a garage crew. Katana in hand, Yu searched the streets for years until he found BDC creators Dutty D and Gizzy G. Yu is an MC unlike any other you have heard, he is Japanese. His talent does not end there.
LG
LG was born without a right hand, this caused him complications when he reached adolescence so he stole a hand from a little kid. The now fully-handed LG is one of the most renowned DJs in the world. His other skills include the incredible feats of knowing his times-tables by heart and being able to walk backwards. Wherever the legendary LG travels he is followed by a legion of female fans.
Cexxxy C
MC Dutty D speaks the truth when he rhymes 'My bitch Cexxxy C, is the sexiest you'll see', in the underground favourite 'Sexy Cexxxy'. The resident bitch in the BDC is renowned for her luscious looks and her voluptuous voice. Some people have called her an 'Attention seeking bitch'. No comment.
Jichael Maxon
Now an ex-member due to his disrespect of the Bone Deep Batallion.
Dr. Robotodo
RS-One will slice you in half with his lyrics, hear him spit 'I come from the ghetto, that's why i shop in Netto'. He has been charged with the offence of 'punching through someone's wall' on many a time and is no stranger to jail. Not that he is there for long as he always utilises his brute strength to break out. Cross his path and you will be left lying in a pool of blood and death.
Troubleu
From the dark ghettos of Haringey, Troubleyou is sure to trouble you. Using his flammable street surfing skills, Troubleu can go for about 4 metres before falling off, better even than Bedir. You wouldn't want to see him speeding towards you on a sunday day.
Supplies
Local supplier of substances, the BDC would be nowhere without him. He keeps his money in his third drawer down on the left.
Egg the Pastafarian
Currently the only Jamaican in the BDC, Egg the Pastafarian claims not to smoke weed. He also claims to write good lyrics, so whether you believe him or not is your own choice. You are a mental retard if you believe him.
Bad-Ear the bad-eared Turk
Due to an ear infection caused by a sexual encounter, Bad-Ear is deaf. To make up for this he constantly shouts, the subject mainly being whether or not you want chips with that doner. Can skate for 3.5 metres without falling off.
Ali Ali
The Dutty D had this to say 'Ali Ali's my favourite gally, she lives a bit near Ally Pally'. Profound. Amongst other talents she is able to ride a bicycle backwards.
Ally Ally
DJ Gizzy G provides his thoughts 'Ally Ally sounds like Ali Ali, I know a guy called Mr. Sally'. Encore. The leader of the hos is not one to question, lest you wish to face the rest of your life ho-less. This ginger freak enjoys spending her time waiting for death. She keeps a tally of how many times she urinates every day. Her current high score is 12.
Carlsberg T
Once thought to be dead after not being seen for a couple of days. But it's not true, she was just being boned alot.
Kinky K
The Kinkiest of all the Ks, a much valued member of the BDC. Dutty D has this offering 'If you chat shit about Kinky K, i will turn round to you and say, shut your mouth you stupid gay, i really like Kinky K'. Pure lyrical genius.
Lady K
Reported to have connections with the African Mafia, Lady K does more than just bend over. She kneels.
Rose E
This odd character enjoys people standing on her. Reported to have had a relationship with Ali Ali. Nice
Cadi Wench
This fine young lady has blonde hair and many other great features... Hailing from the town of Wales, she is used to Wales. Baa.
AMS
The twin of NFJ, it is a wonder he hasn't been eaten yet. Using his supreme thought processes he will kill you. It is often said that when he was 3 years of age his head was already as big as a normal 13 year old's. Because he has a big brain. Because he is clever.
NFJ
Wholly unbeatable in width, BDC's food manager knows his business. From Aardvarks to Zebras, he's eaten it all. Known for once breaking a stage that the BDC were performing on, NFJ is a force to be reckoned with.
Spikey Pikey
Outrageously Irish, this mad MC tears up any song with lyrics such as 'Potatoes'. Expect a lot.
The name's James
The name's James plays the trombone like Yu plays the Super Famicom. Incomparably well. He once collaborated with the legendary Mozart.
Kaptin Jutang
The best Kaptin the BDC ship has ever known. Without him we would surely have many points on our ship driving license.
Ho Ho Holly
Ho Ho Holly has a strange obssession with toasters. Some have attempted to explain the phenomenon, but died trying. Prefers missionary.
Stav the Greek
I challenge anyone to argue better than this hero. Known for arguing with everyone and anyone, including himself, he is clearly in a league of his own. He owns several motorcycles and with a Greek heritage, you know his mum is macho.
Witty Whitty
Possibly the most hench person you will ever come across. He will spike you in the eye with his hair. Then punch you.
Jizzy Jess
Often confused with Gizzy G by people who have no brains, this quality nob servicer only charges fifty pence an hour to loyalty card holders.
Hao the Chineeb Pimp
Someone once made a less than complimentary remark about Hao the Chineeb Pimp's penis size. Let's just say that said person is dead. Hao the Chineeb Pimp is harder than someone watching Cexxxy C undress.
Natty Natty
It is a well known fact that Natty Natty holds a world record for ingesting the most bodily fluids. Keep up the good work.
LJ
LJ owns his very own BMX.
Notorious K.I.M
The lowest of the low, more of a service than a person, this Malaysian tramp ho is up for it all night and day. Put into words by herself 'I the girl with the big fat booty, i use it to get all the looty'
Chynky Lee Chong
This furtive little Thai is strongly believed to be the son of Bruce Lee. They look very similar as well, they're like both Chinese looking. If you want some illegally copied software/porn/videos/porn/games/porn or porn, Chynky is the guy to see. And his little brother is a removal man. Called Tim.
Gay J
Not much is known about Gay J. There is a rumour circulating the media that he is gay but this may all be fiction. Asked on whether or not he is gay he replied 'Yes, why do you think my name is Gay J?'. Gay J's sexuality is clearly one mystery that will remain unsolved.
Nemo
The Indianest of us all, down here at the BDC. He'll burn you with his hot rhymes then serve you in a curry.
Big Horny Gangsta
The mystery surrounding this smokey character is intense. The legend says he rose from the smoke of a pipe full of skunk and will one day return to the smoke of a pipe full of skunk. No-one has ever actually seen him, so thick is the mist of spliff smoke around him, and as his weed-induced sleeping regime takes up all of his time. Don't wake him up, he might forget to breathe out because he's so confused by being awake and then he'd pop because he's so full of smoke. That'd be butters. More butters than Debbie Rutters.
MMJ
Born during an earthquake, a rock squashed him just after he was born. Not really, he is just a freak.
Helacious
This MC is one of the hectaciousest one's you'll ever hear. You won't see him though, he'll gouge your eyes out if you try look at him. He's also got a bare hench brother - don't be doubting, he's got a fucking bb gun. Like a 9 or sumfink.
Waki Aki
The second half African to be recruited into the BDC, he is surely one not to mess with. He is one to beat. A lot. For being such a nob. Sometimes.
Stephi T
This ho is a top G (Greek) - she is known throughout the greek community - namely Greenlanes - for being the cheapest nite of hot shiggetty-shaggetty around. Road test her 4 just £3.25 an hour - all inclusive (if u get wot i mean).
Barney
This brer is the main man wen it comes 2 producing. Known worldwide 4 his collaborations with such genei as: Skibaddee and MC Vapour, and through him have come some of the worlds top tunes.He produces so much, it could fill ur mum's unrealistically massive bucket fanny 2 tha brim.
Fay the Gay
This ho is so unbelievably ho-ish, that if u even come into her 'customer detection' sensor's range, (her amazingly good sense of smell, particullarly 4 money),she'll be on u in a matter of seconds, boning double time and charging double rates.
MC Tori
This MC, one of the best female MC's in the Bone Deep Entourage, is renowned for her ridiculously heeeeeectic MC skills. One of her many talents is to combine her whining techniques with her nang lyrics to produce some of the best lyrical masterpieces around.
Zo the Ho
A recent edition to the Bone Deep Batallion's roster of gash, this ho takes pride at her posh heritage and would like to be thought of as upper-class. Upon asking around the Batallion for a quote, Dutty D had this to say "dat gash zo, she a bit of a ho, if i ask for a go, she never say no", standard.
Influences: Bob Marley
Sounds Like: your mum is getting boned, you better go check on her.
Type of Label: None
