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cory

FUCK!!

About Me

Well first of all my name is cory, i live in the depths of idaho falls idaho, small town nothin much to do, but hey we manage. I dont like assholes or cops. I'm a nice person until you piss me off, im a lot stronger then i look, you can go ahead and test that if you want. I like to smoke weed and drink beer, pretty much my two favorite things next to cars. i have a dog and a kitty, i have 2 sisters one older named teddy and one younger named brittani. I dont like heartache or being lead on, i loved getting teased. i like to skateboard. My friends are the greatest, i would take a bullet for them. I hate stupid drugs like crack, heroin, x, and all that other stupid shit that isnt herbal........

My Interests

Skateboarding, cars, weed, beer, music,

I'd like to meet:

meeting ghandi would be kinda neat, id love to meet dane cook so i could tell him that sour apple totaly kicks ass, dog the bounty hunter so he could tell me "thanks i love you brother" Henry J. Anslinger and bitch slap that asshole till i couldnt lift my arm.

Music:

I listen to anything

Movies:

Half baked, how high, grandmas boy, blow, fear and loathing in las vegas, party monster, fast and the furious 1,2, and 3, jackass 1 and 2, super troopers, spanglish, toy story, billy madison, me myself and irene, ghost world, fight club, rush hour 1 and 2, money talks, old school, starsky and hutch, along came polly, dodgeball, liar liar, ave ventura when nature calls, texas chainsaw massacre, 8 mile, drumline, white noise, big daddy, bruce almighty, scary movie 1,2,3, and 4, how to lose a guy in 10 days, meet the parents. goddamn i watch way to many movies

Television:

Driving force, Flavor of love, hogan knows best, surreal life, inked, south park, intervention, Dog the bounty hunter, dirty jobs, king of queens, cheaters, unwrapped, cops, sports, its always sunny in philidelphia, ultimate fighter, celeberty fit club, family guy, simpsons, robot chicken, aqua teen hunger force, mega machines, american hot rod, any of the sports disaster shows.

Books:

dont read

Heroes:

i dunno.............. superman?

My Blog

In case you need me

Ok, so this is the FINAL time i will be getting a new number 329-0601 for all my beloved friends that i love and adore
Posted by cory on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 09:07:00 PST

umm do it if you want

1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. How have I affected you? 5. What do you think of me? 6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? 7. How long do you think we w...
Posted by cory on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

guess what this number is 7,723,901,052,064.77

thats right as of 8:24 this morning the national debt is over 7 trillion dollars.. the estimated population of the United States is about 295,718,410. So each citizen's share of this debt is $26,119.1...
Posted by cory on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST