Slut Muffin
This is Jesse aka my Slut Muffin we make babies everyday and i eat them :) eventually were going to go to jail for cannibalism but its ok cause my gremlins will help us get out, we agreed that we would dig our way out meet in the middle then go Ninja style on the cops and move to a different state and make more babies and live happily ever after as baby maker and child eater. lol ok so ive known this kid for about 2 almost 3 years now maybe longer? idk its been pretty fucking long though. He lives 3,000 miles away and it SUCKS but even though were stuck talking to each other via internet and phone we've had some pretty memorable times like Fick mich & Fick dich convos, me&amee vs Jesse and Ed on webcam lmao! oh and of course our lovely phone convos at random times in the morning. As soon as i get a car or enough money to fly out there ill be out there in a heartbeat. rawr cant wait!
Slut Muffin & Whore Cakes fo' Lyfe NUCCA! :-p
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Heroes:
Wifey
My little slut ♥ i love her to death we've been best friends since we were 8years old and we've defiantly had our fair share of drama. but through all the bullshit were friends till the end.
Lance
This is the kid that im going to die next to. aww how cute right?!
NO we are the worst people to have in a car together we are jinxed! we always get pulled over but never get a ticket cause god loves us a little bit, and
always have near death experiences. I guess thats what makes our days interesting. Aside from dying everyday with him we have some pretty kick ass times together♥ him mucho
Toni
Without this girl I don't even know what i would have done, shes been there for me through all of my problems with family, boyfriends and friends. Even though she moved 3000 miles away and is always busy she still finds time to see how i am and I love her to death and I cant wait till we have our Friday party's again =]
Chris
Honestly i don't even know where to begin, so ill just make it simple he and i have been through hell and back with each other we spent 3 years together he was the first person i ever fully opened up too hes an amazing kid but we did have our downfalls so we spent a year ignoring each other recently in August before Toni moved we became friends again and its pretty insane how much shit changes in a year, theres no more drama and everything is awesome.
Babe and Baby till the end♥
Mouse
So this girl is my cousin and she is amazing and we have the most fucked up times together the most weirdest shit happens whenever where together.
Its a penguin! belts, 15 year old boys, ballin, BP at 1am to buy the whole store lovers you tons ♥
Calvin
From the
moment that
we met
My
world was turned around,
upside down
To
some degree I still regret my memory
For keeping you around
I thought that you were mine
But my broken heart's been
shattered
One too many times
& I
don't wanna see you anymore
I'm just not that strong
I love it when you're here
But I'm better when you're gone.Allie
K so if your a boy and you see me and this girl together i would be scared for your life cause we will run you over. Ask Calvin and Vinnie =]
So from the moment i met this girl till now and forever "alliemae: until death." we have had the best times together. from
ALEX!!! to Shake it there has never been a boring moment. I love this girl to death♥
