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Laugh Away Recession Depression

A fantastic opportunity to have two National Comedians give a comedy show during a time when we all really need a good laugh! Elayne Boosler and Dennis Blair will perform a benefit show for Indigo Rescue.
June 20 Portland OR
Concert to benefit Indigo Rescue and Tails of Joy
Roseland Theater
8 NW Sixth St Portland Oregon
Saturday, June 20th, 2009.
Pre-show Silent Auction starts at 6:00 pm
www.indigorescue.org
www.tailsofjoy.net
Tickets can be purchased by calling 800-992-8499 or visit www.ticketswest.com
VIP Tickets
VIP tickets are $100 and include front three rows seating (center stage), private, after-show cocktail party with Elayne Boosler and Dennis Blair, photo opportunities with the celebrities, and extra surprises. VIP tickets can be purchased directly from www.indigorescue.org
www.tailsofjoy.net or myspace.com/tailsofjoy
Tails of Joy is a nationwide all animal rescue and advocacy non-profit group. From finding forever homes to passing humane laws, thanks for your help. Dog and Pony Show is a Jersey Girl Production.

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I'm going to make this easy on myself and just copy then tweak my bio from my website (plug-plug) ElayneBoosler.Com.

Four Decades of Bad Hair

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Elayne Boosler has been a touring standup comedian since 1973. She explains her burning desire to graduate from performing in clubs to performing her one woman concert in theaters: “I really wanted to be able to deliver a full circle, rich evening of entertainment to the audience without distractions, and I also wanted to get off work early enough to be able to get food.”
Born in Brooklyn, N.Y. right around the time the Dodgers were leaving, her first memories are of grown men crying. Not understanding, she felt responsible, and decided to go into comedy. Her most recent memories are also of grown men crying. Different story. Her tool-and-die-maker father and her escaped Russian ballerina mother encouraged her from an early age to leave them alone. She attended public school in Brooklyn, plus a nefarious (a word she did not learn in public school in Brooklyn) year or so at the University of South Florida in Tampa, where she avoided class, has no credits on file, and swallowed many strange substances while she watched her hands multiply and listened to Janis Joplin albums.
Her sole goal in college was to turn eighteen so she could legally leave school and move to Manhattan to fulfill her dreams of waitressing. That she did. She waitressed in no less than every joint in Manhattan, and her number was retired upon her hundredth firing (“I didn’t know they wanted silverware!”) One night a waitress called in sick at a music and comedy club (the singing waitresses performed after every second comedian or so, to give the crowd a chance to talk), and she filled in. The club was one of very few of its kind in the country at that time, as comedy was as low key and specialized as jazz in the early seventies. Bingo! She was an instant success! Although no one did get any silverware that night, during her eleven minute rendition of Van Morrison’s “Moondance”, she emptied the club sufficiently for the owner to close early, thus allowing him to go home, save his marriage, have a second child, and offer her a job as the club doorman, which she kept for three years. Noticing how naturally funny she was, comedian Andy Kaufman, a regular, convinced her that she should do standup comedy. Actually, what he said was, “You really shouldn’t ever, ever publicly sing again”. She and Andy lived at her West Village apartment for three years, stayed friends for all the rest, and he guided her all through her comedy education, as did the rest of her peers: Freddie Prinze, Jay Leno, Richard Lewis, Richard Belzer, Jimmie Walker, Ed Bluestone etc. As the very first young (she was eleven), unmarried, dressed-up-for-a-date female comic, she was an instant success with audiences. They were more than ready for a slice of life approach to comedy from a woman just the way they had accepted it from the new breed of current male comics of the time like Robert Klein, Richard Pryor, etc. She did countless appearances on all the talk shows of the day. She appeared often on music shows like The Midnight Special, Rock Concert, Friday Night Videos, did countless variety specials, and toured the country as the opening act for every single musical group in America.
Those appearances ran the gamut of performance venues, including playing clubs, 35,000 seat fairs, Las Vegas, Tahoe, concerts, theaters in the round, colleges, Atlantic City, rodeos, speedways, festivals, full moon goddess ceremonies, and sometimes she’d just stand on a street corner and mumble. Always a writer, in the 1980’s she joined the Writer’s Guild of America and began splitting her time between touring and writing for television and print. She currently writes for the Huffington Post, and is working on two books. In 1995 she wrote city by city customized material for Barbra Streisand to use on her comeback tour. She did this as a favor as she does not write for other people’s acts, but the four months of daily work was very satisfying when it was so well received. Almost the entire New York monologue that she wrote for Streisand was quoted on the cover of the New York Times entertainment section, and the political material in particular was quoted everywhere. A top ten list that she wrote for Streisand was printed in its entirety on the cover of the Los Angeles Times entertainment section, excerpted in newspapers across the country, and run on CNN and all the networks. It almost made it all worth it.
In 1985 cable TV was sweeping the country, and comedy cable specials in particular were making headliners of any comic lucky enough to get one. Well, you didn’t have to be lucky actually, you just had to be a guy. Elayne watched the specials and thought, “Hey, I’m as lousy as those guys, why don’t I have a special?” But it was not to be. Not one to whine, we won’t dwell on how she was told TO HER cute little FACE that no one would watch a woman do an hour of comedy, it was too big a risk, it hadn’t been done , etc. etc. Long story short, knowing that indeed people would watch, as she was by then headlining clubs everywhere and doing two hour shows, she put her little life savings (“We din’t haf no stinkin’ credit cards!”) where her mouth was, formed Brooklyn Productions, Inc., her production company, and funded her own special. This could be done only because she was lucky enough to team up with a director/producer from New York who taught her how to produce, direct, line produce, etc. a show so they could stay within their limited budget. “Party of One” aired on Showtime in 1986. People magazine gave it an ‘A’. John J. O’Connor in the New York Times wrote, ...”how refreshing, a woman who doesn’t have to tear her own skin off for our amusement… an attractive human being simply standing there being funny, the first to feel she doesn’t have to be a grotesque..” (note: sometimes she does tear her own skin off at home, but it’s not for anyone’s amusement.) Showtime immediately gave her a deal for three more specials, HBO immediately announced its own new series of specials, “Women of the Night”. And suddenly women comedians were everywhere! All kinds. And life was good. Do they ever give her credit? Nah! But she’s just happy those bitches can now get work.
Elayne’s list of show business credits is too long even for the internet. To read it (what are you, in prison?) See CREDITS below. Elayne is also extremely pro active in politics and issues of the day. She hosted the Presidential Democratic Candidates forum at the National Organization for Women’s Washington convention (C-SPAN), and was recently honored by the Women’s Reproductive Rights Assistance Project.

CREDITS

TELEVISION:

Seven Cable Specials Five standup comedy specials for Showtime (written by and starring Elayne Boosler, produced by Brooklyn Prods. Inc.) Party of One (one hour) Broadway Baby (one hour) Live Nude Girls (one hour) Top Tomata (90 minutes, live) Midnight Hour (ninety minutes, live) Cinemax: Two half hour movies. (writer, director, actor, produced by Brooklyn Prods.) Comedy From Here, A Drama The Call

NUMEROUS APPEARANCES:

Politically Incorrect with Bill Maher Comic Relief, HBO Larry King Live CNN Showbiz Today The Daily Show Late Show with David Letterman The Tonight Show The Today Show Good Morning America CNN & Co. Rosie O’Donnell Donny and Marie Roseanne Regis & Everybody Tom Snyder Show (TV & Radio) Hollywood Squares Arsenio Hall Show Numerous News shows MDA Telethon

ACTING - TV:

Guest Starring appearances on: Andy Kaufman - Soundstage Night Court (recurring) The Cosby Show Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist (v.o. animated) Duckman (v.o. animated) Dear John Living Single Sisters (recurring) Merrill Markoe's Guide to Romance Not Necessarily the News

TV - OTHER:

C-SPAN (live) White House Press Correspondent’s Dinner, sole performer C-SPAN (live) Democratic Candidates Presidential Debate (moderator) A Festival at Ford’s Theater, ABC BBC Easter special (live) - Palladium theater, London 75th Anniversary Royal Command Performance, BBC, London Tour of New York, Today Show, NBC (field piece host) Alan King’s Inside the Comedy Mind (guest star) Comic Strip Live from San Quentin prison, Fox Hurricane Relief, HBO Celebrity Jeopardy

HOSTING - TV:

Balderdash (syndicated) E Entertainment The Gossip Show (recurring) Romantically Speaking (the Romance Channel, 13 episode talk show) In Her Own Image - syndicated one hour_documentary special Ace Awards (also writer). Co-host John Larroquette (live) Comic Strip Live from the Houston Astrodome Friday Night Videos (numerous) A.M. San Francisco (numerous) The Late Show (guest host)The Pat Sajak Show (guest host) MDA Telethon

HOSTING – RADIO

Guest host, Stephanie Miller Show (2 years) Guest host Michael Jackson Show

HOSTING - LIVE

Writer’s Guild of America, West, Awards (also writer) Writer’s Guild of America, East,_Awards, (also sole writer)New York Women in Film and Television_Awards, (multiple years) Pollstar Awards, (multiple years) Emmy Nominees dinner (co-host with Mayor of Los Angeles) L.A.P.D. Historical Society Dinner and Awards

SPORTS SHOWS - TV:

Roy Firestone Show (numerous) Dodgers vs. Mets - Sportschannel from L.A. Co-host Duke Snider Sportschannel for Mets from N.Y. (numerous)WWOR t.v. for Mets from N.Y. (numerous) CBS World Series pre-game, host Hoops That Help-Superdome, HBO basketball special Detroit Pistons for Comic Relief, HBO basketball special Texas Rangers from Texas ESPN ESPY Awards Victor Awards Superbowl Saturday Night (live special, New Orleans) Seattle Mariners, from SeattleSt. Louis Cardinals, with Jack Buck from St. Louis U.S. Open with Pam Shriver Spring Training News Spots, 2001

SPORTS SHOWS - RADIO

Numerous

SPORTS APPEARANCES - LIVE

L.A. Dodger's Hollywood Stars Game (numerous) playing and announcing Overcoming Obstacles Basketball Night - N.Y. Madison Square Garden, playerNational Anthem Singer (numerous) First Pitch throw out (numerous) Legends Games (numerous)

FILMS

The Call, Cinemax (also writer and director) Comedy From Here, A Drama, Cinemax_(also writer and director) Cuttin’ the Mustard (2006 release)

WRITING - INTERNET

Huffington Post (numerous) No Bones Column for Tails Of Joy .Net

WRITING - NETWORK TV

The Rodney Dangerfield special: It Aint Easy Being Me Prime Times, NBC (Leslie Nielson special and pilot) The Shape of Things, NBC (series) 99 Ways (Valentine’s Day special, host Tony Danza)Disney Goes to the Oscars (special) Mabel and Max, CBS (sitcom pilot, Barwood Productions, Warner Bros. TV)

WRITING - CABLE TV

Soundstage - Andy Kaufman, PBS (special) Ace Awards The Call, Cinemax (movie, also director and actor) Comedy From Here, Cinemax (movie, also_director and actor) The Big City, HBO (pilot, unproduced)(Plus the above listed five Showtime specials)

WRITING - MOVIES

Whispers (feature, Disney shared rewrite, '00 release) Queen of Clubs (feature, Lorimar, MCEG,_Universal, writer, director, unproduced) Pollstar Awards 2000, 2001 - short films for awards show

WRITING - PRINT
(articles written by Elayne)

Editor and Publisher Magazine, L.A. Times (Counterpunch)Non-Sequitur (guest cartoonist) Esquire magazine New York Times, Men’s Health George Magazine (numerous) USA Today, The Pet Press (column): An interview article was in Pet Press about Elayne as well.Click here to read the article in THE PET PRESS, Los Angeles

WRITING - BOOKS

Currently working on 2 books: "Forever" "Andy, Elayne, and All the Rest" (for 2009)

PERSONAL APPEARANCES (standup comedy - one woman show)

Theaters, Colleges, Clubs, Conventions, Fundraisers, Fairs and Corporate dates all across America White House Press Correspondents Dinner, Washington Ford’s Theater, Washington (for the President and Congress)Command Performance, Queen of England London Palladium (numerous) Las Vegas, Tahoe , Reno, Atlantic City, Riverboats and Casinos; where I can be seen getting the mail in my pajamas (numerous)

PRESIDENT of BROOKLYN PRODUCTIONS, INC., SINCE 1985