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Joe

A Heatseeker Charging Up The Sky

About Me

I'm a college graduate from UMaine's Class of 2006. I ran on the track and field team, and twice ran in front of crowds that totalled over 35,000 each time (Penn Relays). I used to have long hair, but I cut it off, and I hate not having it. Maybe I'll grow it back, maybe not. I have a degree in Journalism/Mass Communications. The Boston Red Sox pretty much run my life. So does Budweiser. I dig rock music. Be it classic rock, modern hard rock, heavy metal, you name it. If there is a guitar, I'll be listening to it. If you want to know more, check out my blog on LiveJournal. I'm honest to a fault.
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Name: Joe
Birthday: May 23
Birthplace: Portland
Current Location: Wherever I may roam
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown, turning grey already, length varies
Height: anywhere from 5'8 to 6'3, depending on which convenience store I'm leaving
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: Uhh....French, Swedish, English...don't know
The Shoes You Wore Today: Ass kicking black boots, running spikes that would rip your skin apart if I kicked you
Your Weakness: Silicone
Your Fears: Spiders
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni and Bullets
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Figure out what to do with my life after college
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: haha
Thoughts First Waking Up: 'Where's the snooze?' Then, it's 'I want to go back to sleep'
Your Best Physical Feature: My 9 inches of love
Your Bedtime: Whenever I pass out
Your Most Missed Memory: I don't even know what this means. I miss my hair.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Fuck fast food. It will kill you.
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Both, I guess
Chocolate or Vanilla: Both
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Victory cigar for the Red Sox
Do you Swear: Fuck yeah
Do you Sing: I fucking rock!!
Do you Shower Daily: yeah
Have you Been in Love: Not really sure
Do you want to go to College: Graduated!!
Do you want to get Married: eventually
Do you belive in yourself: not all the time...
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Sometimes
Are you a Health Freak: Yup
Do you get along with your Parents: Sure
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yeah, they rock. Lightning is awesome to watch.
Do you play an Instrument: Not really.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Hell yeah.
In the past month have you Smoked: Possibly
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Last dance with Mary Jane, one more time to kill the pain
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Not yet, I have a package in the cupboard waiting for me
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: The track is my stage
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yup (it's a funny story)
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I think I may have stolen a heart or two, yeah.
Ever been Drunk: I don't get drunk as often as I should
Ever been called a Tease: I've been called a lot of things
Ever been Beaten up: Way back when I was like 6 or 7
Ever Shoplifted: Sure
How do you want to Die: I'm too busy living to worry about that
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Paid, Laid, and Made
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia
Number of CDs I own: A lot
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None, but I plan on getting a few
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I've said a few things I wish I could take back.
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You Are Death
You symbolize the end, which can be frightening.
But you also symbolize the immortality of the soul.
You represent transformation, rebirth of a new life.
Sweeping away the past is part of this card, as painful as it may be.
Your fortune:
Don't worry, this card does not predict death itself.
Instead it foreshadows the ending of an era of your life, one that is hard to let go of.
But with the future great new things will come, and it's time to embrace them.
Mourn for a while, but then face the future with humility and courage. What Tarot Card Are You?

My Interests

I like to eat, sleep, drink, run, fuckin' rock out, and watch the Red Sox kick ass. Watch NESN sometime. Someday, Hazel Mae will be mine. All mine. Mark my words. It's a fact.
What military aircraft are you?
F-15 Eagle
You are an F-15. Your record in combat is spotless; you've never been defeated. You possess good looks, but are not flashy about it. You prefer to let your reputation do the talking. You are fast, agile, and loud, but reaching the end of your stardom.

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You Are Bud Light
You're not fussy when it comes to beer. If someone hands it to you, you'll drink it.
In fact, you don't understand beer snobbery at all. It all tastes the same once you're drunk!
You're an enthusiastic drinker, and you can often be found at your neighborhood bar.
You're pretty good at holding your liquor too - you've had lots of experience. What's Your Beer Personality?
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I'd like to meet:

In no particular order:Jesus Christ, Zakk Wylde (again), Carmen Electra, James Hetfield, Michael Johnson, Curt Schilling, Dave Roberts, Steven Tyler, Axl Rose, George Carlin, Lindsay Lohan (and tell her it's ok to eat a good meal), Troy Aikman, Tom Brady, Maurice Green, Larry Bird, Slash, Ozzy, Asafa Powell, Carl Lewis, BIG PAPI DAVID ORTIZ, Lewis Black (and ask how close his head has come to expolding during a show)

Music:

Aerosmith, Black Sabbath, Buckcherry, Skynyrd, AC/DC, Metallica, Pantera, Alice in Chains, Sevendust, Slayer, Neil Young, Pink Floyd, Ted Nugent, The Doors, Van Halen, Motley Crue, Velvet Revolver, Guns N' Roses, Stevie Ray Vaughn and Double Trouble, Shadows Fall, Rolling Stones, Ozzy Osbourne, Motorhead, Led Zeppelin, Kid Rock, Black Label Society, Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band, Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band, George Thorogood and the Destroyers, Eric Clapton, CCR, Godsmack, and holy crap I could keep going and going....
You Are a Freedom Rocker!
You're stuck in the 70s - for better or worse
Crazy hair, pot soaked clothes, and tons of groupies
Your kind showed the world how to rock
Is that freedom rock?... Well turn it up man! What Kind of Rocker Are You?

Movies:

Rocky, The Terminator, Terminator 2: Judgement Day, Miracle, The Crow, Desperado, Field of Dreams, Bull Durham, Super Troopers, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Caddyshack, Batman (1989), Batman Begins, Scarface, A Few Good Men, Pulp Fiction, Apocalypse Now

Television:

Red Sox games, Around the Horn, Pardon the Interruption, Family Guy, the Simpsons, Law and Order, Jim Rome is Burning

Books:

The Dirt by Motley Crue, Now I Can Die in Peace by 'The Sports Guy' Bill Simmons, The Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien

Heroes:


You Are Mr. Burns
Okay, so you're evil...

You have big plans to rule the world, and you'll destroy it in the process if necessary!

You will be remembered for: the exploitation of the masses

Life philosophy: "One dollar for eternal happiness? I'd be happier with the dollar." The Simpsons Personality Test

My Blog

Here's A Survey For You

1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. How have I affected you?5. What do you think of me?6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?7. How long do you think we will be frien...
Posted by Joe on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 06:00:00 PST

My Real Blog is on LiveJournal

If you want to read my real blog, go to... www.livejournal.com/users/shep200sprinter
Posted by Joe on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 08:58:00 PST