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Sinister Joe

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About Me

Your money talks, but my genius walks.

Take my Quiz on QuizYourFriends.com!

Think of the coolest guy ever. Now make his hair poofy.

That's me.

My Interests


Your Superhero Persona by couplandesque
Your Name
Superhero Name The Ferret
Super Power X-Ray Vision
Enemy Michael Jackson
Mode Of Transportation City Bus
Weapon Baseball Bat

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I'd like to meet:

The magic school bus and all its passengers.

Music:

i love these girls like i love trimming nose hair.

the're the shit.

Movies:

Movies I own that i can remember that i own, and are, therefore, important.Harvey Mr. Smith Goes to Washington Supertroopers Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, Muppets from Space, Muppets Take Manhattan, Young Guns 1 and 2, It's a Wonderful Life, What About Bob? Apocolypse Now, Cheech and Chongs Next Movie, Easy Rider, AIRPLANE!, O'Brother Where Art Thou, The Big Lebowski, Punch Drunk Love, Die Hard, Robocop, Bubble Boy, On The Waterfront, Spider-Man 1 and 2, Last Man Standing, Evil Dead 1 and 2 Army of Darkness, Return of the Living Dead, Hunting SeasonI'm not going to write anymore.

Books:

i only read books off of recommendations.so far Eggers sucks (unless we're talking McSweeny's) and Kafka kicks ass. O'Brien is a badass, and Bukowski can't write endings for novels or poems. Card is suprising and Morrison is sexest (I'm talking Toni). Buam is a G, and gets old after the second book. CRANE IS A GOD, and everyone else isn't even worthy of mention

Heroes:

anyone better than me. And lenny, for getting Employee of the Month, after calling into work sick a couple of times for partying too hard the night before, and actually going to work drunk a few times. Rock on, lenny.

UPDATE!: Lenny just got an amazing bonus from his work after calling in YET AGAIN because he was hung over after St. Patty's Day. They didn't even write him up. Cheers to Lenny! The man Sam's couldn't fire.

My Blog

Fathers Day

To me, fathers day is lame, but it's really the only time i feel like i can really get my dad anything without having to worry about how little i spend.  I'm not sure why this is. today i went t...
Posted by Sinister Joe on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 03:08:00 PST

Oldies...Goodies...I'm bored...

I was looking through my old blog and i was happy to find 2 that i had forgotten about.  So, figuring you forgot about them too, here is my blog about the new star wars movies, and my favorite bl...
Posted by Sinister Joe on Wed, 09 May 2007 11:13:00 PST

Thoughts While Passing Through Downtown Via the 110 N. at 8:32 pm

Thoughts While Passing Through Downtown Via the 110 N. at 8:32 pm I've seen the city lights burn bright Many times before tonight, But they seem to glow with a new life, Against the April sky. And...
Posted by Sinister Joe on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 06:31:00 PST

Joseph Elizondo's Hard Luck Blues

Joseph Elizondo's Hard Luck Blues The long lonesome road took my hand, Hard luck, baby.  Don't expect you to understand. I told this girl that I met down at the bar, I need something different,...
Posted by Sinister Joe on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 09:08:00 PST

If I Could Pick You Red Roses

If I could pick you red roses I'd pick them all night long. I'd put them all in a vase And I'd write you a little song. And I'd wake you in the morning To the smell of bacon and eggs And I'd take your...
Posted by Sinister Joe on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 08:53:00 PST

Thoughts While Passing Through Downtown Via the 110 N. at 8:32 pm

Thoughts While Passing Through Downtown Via the 110 N. at 8:32 pm I've seen the city lights burn bright Many times before tonight, But they seem to glow with a new life, Against the April sky. An...
Posted by Sinister Joe on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 06:31:00 PST

Villanelle 3

                Sea of Man Oh, how I work to understand, Through the endless time and task, This priceless sea of man. And how no one seem...
Posted by Sinister Joe on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 01:45:00 PST

What are you doing Donald Trump?

I just found out mr. trump is going to be a part of WWE's Wrestlemania.  I was going to crack some jokes and what-not, but i'm just going to leave it at this. We need to be really careful who we...
Posted by Sinister Joe on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 08:04:00 PST

A Villanelle

I decided to try to write a bunch of villanelles.  It's hard.  i want to have 50 done before the year is up.  here is number one.  it's actually the second i've written, but the ot...
Posted by Sinister Joe on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 01:24:00 PST

BEN KWELLER ROUND 2!

Aright, round one of the See Ben Kweller With Joe Contest is over.  It was over yesterday.  Here are the winners in ABC order. Boo Christine Laurie Maysoon Sayaka  And Amanda as a run...
Posted by Sinister Joe on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 05:44:00 PST