I'm Nuggie, yo!...She ^ is amazing! I go to uni, and work in HMV, in which i spend most of my waking hours, working or not, lol...I'll shake your hand when i meet you for the first time, regardless of your gender, just coz i'm like that...I'll keep adding to this bla bla bla...I will never trust a man that uses his first name as a business venture!
Dr Perry Cox is the greatest man ever "born": "I'm gonna go ahead and write you a prescription for two testicles"
Trapped In The Closet
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No more chocolates and flowers,
And serenading to towers,
Because romance is dead,
No more flowers at train stations,
It's all egos and reputations,
And drunken fumbles instead,
Here's a new song that I've written recently.
..The One With The Happy Ending
All dressed up with nowhere to go,
No friends to call,
Cause you’ve no credit on your phone,
You blew it all,
On that dress,
That makes you look like everyone else,
So you stand admiring yourself,
From all angles,
But the longer you stand the worse it gets,
Because it cannot show,
What cannot be seen,
If we pretend to be impressed,
By the way you dress,
Will you like us?
Would you like us?
Can you die from lack of self esteem now,
That was not a question,
It was more of a command,
I can show you how it’s done,
But when he told you that he loved you,
You knew not how to respond,
You had to reach for a dictionary,
To find the words to say,
It’d been so long since you’d heard that phrase,
And the way that sentence ends,
For once not followed,
By “but just as friendsâ€,
The rain forms a joyful tear,
And then crashes upon the asphalt,
Unable to pick fault
You arch your neck
To taste his lips,
Every valley and cliff,
His share of your oxygen,
Like the wind in your sails,
His fingerprints soften every line,
On the skin of your hips,
When it’s strange to think,
That the one who erected you,
Fallen in that backstreet sink,
Like some kind of intoxicated roach,
Scared to approach,
Would be the one who’s tables turn,
He’d be the one who’d fall for you this time,
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You were rested against that wall,
Like you believed what they'd been saying,
I didn't need to snap,
Because he didn't mean to laugh,
The jurors cried,
He's done it once,
He'd do it twice,
I suppose,
It'll be alright,
In my room with drugs barons,
And awoken by the gang fights,
I suppose,
That's just the way it goes,
At home,
At 6, 2, 3, 1, 4,
Death row.
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She's Everything If Not More
Painting pictures of places I've never been,
Writing songs about people I've never seen,
Don't know why I ever did this,
Because I've got all the inspiration I need,
Sitting right here next to me,
Backpacing my steps,
Retracting my words,
Inhaling my breath,
To change for you,
Realising,
I don't need to,
Even though I need you,
You think i'm looking down,
When we should be romancing,
But I just love to watch your feet,
When you're dancing,
I stare incase the walk away,
Because I don't deserve you,
I stare incase they slide away,
Bacause I don't deserve you,
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"you didnt cry when bambi's mother died?"
"yes, it was very sad when the GUY stopped DRAWING the deer!"
haha, i love Friends!
David Coronation Street:
"Even trappist monks think she's withdrawn"
Classic christmas quote
Professional Animals says:
stop making catch phrases please
Professional Animals says:
your not a cartoon
.....i have many awful catchphrases. Thanks Rob.
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