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my dingo. my oldest young bird of a friend. proud owner of the deadliest pair of bedroom eyes you've ever seen and possibly the chilliest look of scorn. she talks funny sometimes, and thinks she's a french movie gal. favorite.
my block of chedda. the only piece of cheese too lovely to eat. she buys me a soda, buys me a soda, but we're usually pretty restrained in the parking lot. we hunt camels.
play on piano pants. it's a FUCKING PARTY isn't it?!? ask the big softy. this god of thunder has it his way and will have you too if you're not careful. i mean, i fell for it. but that was then. to the defeatable. one.. two.. NASA!!
california dreamin' is all we do. we're different people when we're together, and wouldn't you like to meet us. she's the wacka to my doo and we're gonna beat some bitch's ass!
dirt birds! the first person ever to support my alcohlism. the thinker of ridiculous thoughts and my co-pilot on a crazy drunk plane to take a stand as the coolest kids at the party. he owns The Vest.
the devil on my shoulder. getting trashed and stealing lawn ornaments was as low-key as anything like this could have begun. jesus, in a way, has looked over our relationship from day one. that's why we pay bums to scale buildings. we'll steal your mom a potted plant.
the provider of grilled cheese and other greasy, cheesy foods to appease my belly. the shady turkey. if you see the one eye, then you know its way past party time for this foul fowl. the one and only, casio casanova
sometimes she's most things. reclusive, a tad. she draws in the details of my swirly nothings and then inks them on her body. we touch webs even though it feels quite invasive. we had vices, and then we had jager. we like b movie PORN. ya!
our little musing muse. we drove through peaches for hours. worst/best burger kick ever and dear god, FREE JUINIOR FROSTYS? beck sang us to sleep and we'll wake up some day.
a terrible macD. a bad liar but a damn good storyteller. you'll be convinced your name is reese's pieces by the end of the night. saver of sad lives and ruiner of still others. we've got serious beef. the only brother i need.
lounge lizards.
kings of men.
counters of pennies.
people that sold my mother drugs when she was young.
people on the line.
me. you.
someone with a dog named Crumpet or Muscle.
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ima robot, mewithoutYou, the mars volta, patsy cline, outkast, postal service, muse, the fire theft, modest mouse, blood brothers, rilo kiley, bright eyes, jeffery lewis, queen, the capricorns, radiohead, mates of state, forget cassettes, atb, the cure, the shins, the rapture, sunny day real estate, the faint, neu, mc solar, piebald, david bowie, mea culpa, stevie nicks, madonna, blondie, electric six, metric, tracy and the plastics, billy idol, joey casio, ella fitzgerald, uptown society, al green, the turtles, eddie money, elliot smith, mountain goats, pixies, justin timberlake, jeff buckley, the arcade fire, the thermals, pink grease, bloc party, the polyphonic spree, the fever, young professionals, prince, dirty sanchez, peaches, broken social scene, mia, michael fucking jackson.
the labyrinth, american beauty, kill bill, pulp fiction, cool hand luke, welcome to the doll house, the incredibly true story of two girls in love, fight club, pride and prejudice, day of the dead movies, run lola run, true romance, matchstick men, chocolat, rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,wild zero, supersize me, the royal tenenbaums, escape to witch mountain, buffalo '66, me and you and everyone we know, old yeller, the wizard of oz, twister, run ronnie run, city of god.
sopranos, queer eye for the straight guy, whose line is it anyway, seinfeld, iron chef, frasier, fashion trance, stellla, rescue me, starved, its always sunny in philadelphia, The OC!!!!
the great shark hunt, city of dreams, said the shotgun to the head, catherine called birdy, all things dr suess, grimm's grimmest, island of the blue dolphins, black and blue magic, on a pale horse, an ideal husband, (author) piers anthony, pride and prejudice, the egypt game, anything by terry pratchett, a farewell to arms, the three musketeers, the four agreements, and those damn Uncle John's Bathroom Readers. yeah.
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