I'd like to meet:
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You scored as Odin.
Odin
80%
Tyr
60%
Freyr
60%
Heimdall
60%
Loki
60%
Thor
60%
Bragi
40%
Balder
40%
Freya
40%
Skadi
20%
Hel
20%
Njord
20%
Frigg
0%
Sif
0%
Which Norse God or Goddess are you most like?
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:
scrum, scrumcious, scrumdiggitty, you get the point!!
Birthday:
yes....every year
Birthplace:
satan's vagina
Current Location:
your girlfriends house
Eye Color:
cream in your panties blue lust
Hair Color:
yeller
Height:
tall enough to fuck you up
Right Handed or Left Handed:
my penis says im better with the right!!
Your Heritage:
100% german cowbay......(not the brokeback edition)
The Shoes You Wore Today:
snakeskin cowboy boots
Your Weakness:
fat girls lickin' lolli pops!! mmmmm mmmm
Your Fears:
midgets
Your Perfect Pizza:
anything with dead baby
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:
to not suck at life
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
"jjkdekjknek;"...thats scrumaneese for FUCK YOU!!!
Thoughts First Waking Up:
GOD DAMN IM STILL DRUNK....SWEET!!!
Your Best Physical Feature:
my sweaty balls
Your Bedtime:
what time do the bars close???
Your Most Missed Memory:
when i was in the 3rd grade..that shit was dope!!
Pepsi or Coke:
coke
MacDonalds or Burger King:
why you gotta call me fat???
Single or Group Dates:
neither.....fuck bitches
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:
arizona stupid
Chocolate or Vanilla:
vaniller
Cappuccino or Coffee:
both suck
Do you Smoke:
nope im a quitter!!
Do you Swear:
fuckin right doggy
Do you Sing:
like a bird...that got shot in the throat!!
Do you Shower Daily:
i shower once a week whether i need it or not!
Have you Been in Love:
yesum maamum
Do you want to go to College:
fuck that...i would rather go to chucky cheese's
Do you want to get Married:
fuck bitches....two times!!
Do you belive in yourself:
hells yes
Do you get Motion Sickness:
only when im drunk and trying to sleep...huh amy???
Do you think you are Attractive:
look at me??? im the sexiest bitch you know!!
Are you a Health Freak:
im a gym rat
Do you get along with your Parents:
mommas boy i said!!
Do you like Thunderstorms:
they are orgasmic
Do you play an Instrument:
no...but i do know a few chicks that play my skin flute rather well
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
my religion makes me!!
In the past month have you Smoked:
a lil
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
i snort heroin with my eyeballs!!!
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
nope...i gotta girl
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
ummmmm...fuck no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:
hells yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:
hells yes
In the past month have you been on Stage:
no...
In the past month have you been Dumped:
not yet...im sure i will be soon
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:
hahahaha......no ....*winks*
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:
only hearts
Ever been Drunk:
ever been punched in the mouth for asking stupid questions?!?
Ever been called a Tease:
nope...i please
Ever been Beaten up:
never have, never will
Ever Shoplifted:
shhhhhhh....no more talky talky
How do you want to Die:
blood and guts and brains everywhere...with my killer standing over me
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:
im a toys 'r' us kid beaotch!!
What country would you most like to Visit:
vaginabodia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:
whoi cares as long as her mouth is shut
Favourite Hair Color:
see above
Short or Long Hair:
long...so i can pull it
Height:
shorter than me
Weight:
no fat chicks..my truck will scrape
Best Clothing Style:
birthday suit
Number of Drugs I have taken:
take a guess.....bet yer wrong!!
Number of CDs I own:
tenbagillionfofillion
Number of Piercings:
0
Number of Tattoos:
more than you
Number of things in my Past I Regret:
fuck all that shit
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