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Tom

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My Interests


Shot with NIKON D80 at 2007-07-22
Shot with DC-T50 at 2007-07-22..

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Shot with Canon PowerShot A610 at 2007-07-28

Music:

Ghost of Doc Ellis (my personal band). Alterbridge, shinedown, collective soul, DMB, matchbox twenty, submersed grand funk railroad, led zeplin, areosmith... too many to list, no rap. no country.

Movies:

Braveheart... He reminds me of me!img src="http://eprentice.sdsu.edu/S04X/deggleston/wq/images/ind ians.jpg"

Television:

Simpsons, King of the hill, Seinfield, Fraiser...

Books:

The Killer Angels... Very deep stuff.

Heroes:

Things to do in Wal-Mart orStuff to do at walmart if your bored.1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3" in housewares".... and see what happens.5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 'Repost this if you laughed...

My Blog

closing time....

wellp it seems that it is closing time at long last, after many a hardship and crappy house..... its closing time. well, at 3:00...... but holy crap, its closing time.... my lips are starting to get n...
Posted by Tom on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 07:48:00 PST

Excited

Ok, so here's the deal. I was looking at collective soul's Myspace page and heard this other band called OK GO. I liked what heard. Now I listen to them. I think you should too.    ...
Posted by Tom on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 02:03:00 PST

Cheeeesey joke of the day

OK... So why is barbed wire like a minnie skirt? Because they both protect the property without spoiling the view!
Posted by Tom on Wed, 24 May 2006 10:27:00 PST

The shower head of doom

Every morning I usually like to take a shower.  Yes its the truth.  It is a good "waker-upper".  Theres one problem.  This shower head is not cool.  It has this high velocity ...
Posted by Tom on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 01:40:00 PST

A Fabulous original Thomas Quote

    " Then we have entered into a dark day indeed... When freindship such as ours loses all sense of duty, to the point of apathy, as not to engage ones heart, but to end ones drea...
Posted by Tom on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 09:30:00 PST

Another oringinal Thomas poem...

I dont understand. A selfish, simple man. To leave paradise, so lovely, all because you love me. This death defying love, that pulls me to my knees, is taking over me though I'm captured, I'm fin...
Posted by Tom on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 06:52:00 PST

An original Thomas poem (or whatever)

Why cant I tell you these things I cant feel. The dreams killed with searching for something so real Am I too far to hear you, too blind to see, too weak to stand on my own? Am I to far from heaven or...
Posted by Tom on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 10:42:00 PST

Classic Humor

So this man moves to live at a nudist colony. His mother hears that hes moved and writes him, "please send me a photo of you at your new location." Quite worried abouy what he will do, the man takes a...
Posted by Tom on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 11:00:00 PST

Fish with no eyes!

So, What do you call a fish with no eyes? A FFFFSSSSHHHH!   HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA No eyes (I's) GET IT? WELL DO YA PUNK?!   Hmmm... Thats weird...
Posted by Tom on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 11:36:00 PST

Oringinal Thomas poem - The Snow

This is an original Thomas poem about the snow.   The snow, it does blow, dont you know, it wont show, on your toe, if you mow, it wont glow, in the dough, bringing woe, to the ho, with a bow, of...
Posted by Tom on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 02:52:00 PST