well my name is Kristopher Aaron Cook.
I am 1b years old.
I go to WCHS.
I love to listen to music,
Mostly rock/metal and rap,
But a lil of everything.
I usually make the wrong decision.
Likin someone:)
FUNNY QUOTES
- Bad decisions make good stories
- A recent study has shown that playing beer pong contributes to the spread of mono and the flu. Yeah, if you suck at it.
-I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
-Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the "people you may know" feature on Facebook people that I do know, but I deliberately choose not to be friends with?
-There is a great need for sarcasm font.
-Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the fuck was going on when I first saw it
- I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die
- Lol has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say"
- My brother's Municipal League baseball team is named the Stepdads. Seeing as none of the guys on the team are actual stepdads, I inquired about the name. He explained, "Cuz we beat you, and you hate us." Classy, bro.
- How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?
-What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?
- While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart
- I would like to officially coin the phrase 'catching the swine flu' to be used as a way to make fun of a friend for hooking up with an overweight woman. Example: "Dave caught the swine flu last night."
-Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...
-I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.