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Jerkface

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About Me

I'm just a punk-rock Fozzie bear with a hippie streak that calls me out every morning and hits me in the gut with a fist wrapped in my own troubles and a baseball bat made out of my peccadillos. After I lie, bleeding the songs of my past in a pool of my mistaken identity for an hour or two, the ghost of my hopes and dreams passes by to rub the salt of confusion into my spiritual wounds and kick me in the emotional genitals. Finally some wayward moment of responsible thought will carry my broken body and pride to the local hospital of truth where I get a few shots of common sense, a cast on my broken heart, and some pills of friendship. And every night as I lay my swollen head on the pillow of ignorance I realize that analogies make me tired.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The guy who gives out the free money.

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My Blog

Dabble En Le Drabble

The rock of imposible dreams broken and set aside to die. The touch of fear breathing it's last proof of life down the back of my neck. Once again I take to the street in search of the perfe...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 02:10:00 GMT

Short And Sweat

Yay! More Picture!!
Posted by on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 01:58:00 GMT

Basically, They Are Heroes

Alright, here is a picture of a few of the characters in the comic I have been working on. I will post more as they present themselves. I do not have a title for the comic yet and will take suggestion...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 07:27:00 GMT

Aint That A Kick In The Knickers

Well it is done. The Tri-job Finals are over and S&R Communications won! (voice in the background; "It's all over! It's all over! It's all over!") I start on Jan 8th. (crowd: cheers) I'm going to....
Posted by on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 07:56:00 GMT

Not Sure If We're Hireing, Fill Out An Application

The scruffy politeness of waiting like a vulture with a carcass under a shady tree I pen out my life-map on this iconic paper of our poorest of society. Memory racing for numbers and names, dates and ...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 20:36:00 GMT

The Tri-job Finals Are Approaching

Well folks, here's the scoop. I was lined up to start a temp job for minimal pay at CarQuest on Monday. However, when they found out that I was still looking for other jobs and would need a ...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 15:06:00 GMT

Cressin Fresh

Guess who's backBack againMikey's backTell a friendGuess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's backguess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back.. I've posted on Monster...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 20:39:00 GMT

Poo Gas

I usually don't do these but this one was good.   1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet and street name) Freddy Harnett 2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on mother's side first name...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 17:13:00 GMT

Billy Mill Round About

Why can't we all get along? People seem to get more and more uptight instead of tight up. Get tight with someone. Have a pal, a friend, a comrade, a somebody to lend you money. Who says this? I say ...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 06:13:00 GMT

Chicken Bite Ear

Recently the "Don't Blame Me, The Devil Made Me Write It" ablum by Mike Violette was reviewed in a well-known and respectable internet commentary. The insightful perspective from Nate, the author, g...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 05:49:00 GMT