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Tess Tease

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About Me

I am Tess and I'm everything i want to be. I'm an ARTIST(i paint, draw, make stuff, design stuff, etc), WRITER, and MUSICIAN(i play guitar, sing, write songs, etc). I LOVE BAKING! I also love puppies. I have a TON of goals and i intend on making them all happen! Everything is possible. ..

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My Interests

Shopping for clothes, shoes, and red lipstick...music...playing shows...playing guitar...buying records...paper...used books...eating and baking delicious vegan food...having fun and meeting fun and interesting people...I love tattoos, fishnets, corsets, high heals...Oh, and my wonderfully hot boyfriend Brian aint too bad either My goals in life: (One goal accomplished!!!! Jan 06) ...my adorable english bulldog puppy, Pork Chop! (remaining goals...)Publish my fantasy trilogy and see each one sell over one million copies and reach a best seller list...Publish at least two self-improvement books for young adults- one about general success, and the other about creating successful relationshiops...Publish at least one vegan recipe book...Open a vegan bakery/cafe/retail shop featuring books, records, clothes, and misc merchandise...Own a red 1969 fully restored Camaro Convertible with white leather interior...own a retro-style 3 story home by the water (alki or something) in seattle with my own art/writing loft with a view on the top floor...establish myself as a well-known artist...inspire others, save the world, leave it a wonderful place

I'd like to meet:

I come off as antisocial, but i'm just socially awkward, although i'm kinda getting though that. I like meeting new and interesting people with something to talk about besides themselves and how cool they are...i like conversations that matter or make me laugh, especially if they are about unicorns and elves. no shit talking, negativity, falsies, or egomaniacs, please. AIM=TessxTease

Music:

RIP SNOT ROCKETTES THE POP MACHINE. THE BLUE RIBBON BOYS. the soda pop kids. avenue rose. The Greatest Hits. the Ramones. The Sex Pistols. The New York Dolls. The Boys. The Vibrators. The Adicts. The Damned. The Undertones. Richard Hell and the Voidoids. Iggy and the Stooges. The Buzzcocks. Johnny Thunders and the Heartbreakers. Hanoi Rocks. Cock Sparrer. Stiff little fingers. The Dickies. The Misfits. The Saints. Stiv Bators. Generation X. The Barracudas. The Crack. Social Distortion. The Clash. The Rezillos. The Revillos. The Exploding Hearts. The Spits. The Briefs. The Minds. The River City Rebels. The Stitches. The Strokes. The Rabid Dogs. The Diskords. The Girls. The Riffs. The Rolling Stones. David Bowie. T Rex. DIO. Elvis. 20/20. Lou Reed. X. X ray spex. the star spangles. television. The real kids. the dictators. wayne/jayne county. the ends. hank williams. adverts. bay city rollers. the jam. frank sinatra. vice squad. Patsy Cline. i'm gonna stop listing before i get a little too carried away, i think you get the point.

Movies:

Freddie got fingered, Tom Green's subway monkey hour, Cannibal the musical (and other troma movies), napoleon dynamite, napoleon the puppy, Pink Flamingos, the kill bill movies, Pulp fiction, Snatch, Harry Potter, V for Vendetta, Eight below, memoirs of a geisha, nightmare before christmas, fight club, THE SECRET, super hero movies, martial arts movies and other movies with slaughter, laughter, or adorable puppies.

Television:

curb your enthusiam, south park, simpsons, friends, family guy, and...I really don't watch tv much so that's all.

Books:

Dog books, fantasy books, I'm a big Harry Potter nerd...it's no mystery and no, i'm not ashamed! I'm also in the process of finishing up the final edits on a book I wrote so I can send it out. The narnia books, Eragon, the mists of avalon books, everything by Patricia a. mckillip, kabbalah books (power of kabbalah, god wears lipstick, the way, becoming like god, 72 names of god), memoirs of a geisha, inspirational/self-help books (success principles, excuse me your life is waiting), mad cowboy, pin-up art books, japanese art books and recipe books (Rawvolution, Raw food real world, vegan recipe books).

Heroes:

Harry Potter (and J.K. Rowling) Lou Reed, David Bowie , Marc Bolan , Iggy Pop , Bob Ross, my highschool art teacher miss frink, my mom, orgasmo, bettie page , marylin monroe, writers patricia mckillip and marion zimmer bradley.

My Blog

Song Lyrics-do you love me now, broken rose...

I'm gonna start posting song lyrics that i wrote and old (some new) poetry...just for the heck of it, why not? back when i was in the snot rockettes some people would request the lyrics to our songs, ...
Posted by Tess Tease on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 08:10:00 PST

everything

i just want to write about my current state of life. i tried to write about touring with the pop machine and i managed to write a gigantic long blog full of state to state details (of what i coul...
Posted by Tess Tease on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 03:21:00 PST

ruptured ears and egos

so to make a long story short, friday before last, i bleached my roots and my scalp burned and itched really bad to the point where i was itching it with a comb the whole time it was developing. now, ...
Posted by Tess Tease on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 01:53:00 PST

new year...again

23 of them have passed in my life. Where is time going? So this year was pretty good...The snot rockettes rose and fell. Friends came and went, to and fro, and some new ones are being made. i drank a ...
Posted by Tess Tease on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 09:59:00 PST

RIP, Snot Rockettes

So, the snot rockettes are no more. Why? Because. Because we're all getting old and venturing off to the forest to become gypsys. It's kinda sad that we didn't put out a full length or anything, but w...
Posted by Tess Tease on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 06:36:00 PST

I'm no longer an obese drunk

So i'm venturing off on a new diet.  I have been so fond of over-drinking, over-eating and have pretty much been basing my life around things that involve the two things. i did "The Master Cleans...
Posted by Tess Tease on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 04:56:00 PST

if you ever want to get a hold of me...

oh yah, and by the way, i have no internet at my house so if you want to talk to me in less then 2 weeks time, call me cause i do not ever check myspace...ever...so don't be offended if it takes ...
Posted by Tess Tease on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 03:07:00 PST

i'm a millionare in an awesomely ghetto house

My life is totally awesome. I just moved into me and mackenzey's new house on beacon hill and i have turned my cleaning business into something that makes money and i got a new car and...well i'm just...
Posted by Tess Tease on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 03:02:00 PST

portland, puppy, and being sober

The Snot Rockettes played a show in portland this past saturday...it was quite eventful. The ride there was ok in a packed-full suburban while my responsible/bitchy self had to play the bad guy s...
Posted by Tess Tease on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 02:42:00 PST

moving to bacon hill!!!!

cowboy and i are going to be moving into a house on bacon hill...you normal fellows will know it as beacon hill but i like the word bacon better...it tastes a lot better than a beacon. anyhow. i'm pre...
Posted by Tess Tease on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 06:57:00 PST