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JOANNE

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About Me

I'm participating in the Relay for Life on April 27th. Please DONATE HERE !Thank you for helping me, my Team, and the American Cancer Society reach our goals!

My Interests

A little bit of everything.

I'd like to meet:

John Stewart, Conan O'Brian, and Larry David.

Music:

I hate this topic. I like to say I like it all, but I really don't like it all. I don't like Radiohead, but I don't think that's music anyway. I don't like Christian rock, but I love 'Go Tell It on the Mountain.' I don't like Hinder, but Nickelback is growing on me.

Movies:

Half Baked is one of my favorite movies of all time. No, I don't smoke weed. I think it's hilarious anyway.

Television:

Grey's Anatomy, Entourage, Prison Break, any Flavor of Love reality spin off, and a bunch of other random crap. I love George Lopez, Everyone Loves Raymond, and Curb Your Enthusiam. Those last 3 make me laugh out loud every episode.

Books:

Gone with the Wind

Heroes:

Liviu Librescu,76, was an Isreali engineering and mathematics lecturer at VT.

My Blog

Whew!

Merely moments ago.... I watched my car roll backwards into the street. I was sitting here checking email, and I look up to see my car, slowly, creeping out of the driveway.  So I yelled- Where ...
Posted by JOANNE on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 11:22:00 PST

Like Goat Lips

I just love it when things come together like goat lips.  (How redneck is that one? I learned it here in Pensacola.) I don't really use my WV credit union account anymore.  I have automatic ...
Posted by JOANNE on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 06:33:00 PST

RELAY FOR LIFE Donation Page

Hello! Since you've clinked the link to read more about the Relay for Life Donation Page, I'm assuming you want the page address.  THANK YOU! www.acsevents.org/relay/fl/milton/jmmh I'm parti...
Posted by JOANNE on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 12:05:00 PST

I ran a 5k!

I ran a 5k (3.1 miles)! There's a picture of me with my number to prove it. Also if you really want to try and call me out- go to http://coolrunning.com/results/07/fl/Mar10_McGuir_set2.shtml .&nbs...
Posted by JOANNE on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 05:47:00 PST

Before picture (no actual pictures)

When I watch the Discovery Health Channel, I often wonder how the Half Ton Man got to weigh an actual ½ ton.  At one point, wouldn't he think-"Enough is enough?"   Okay, say he start...
Posted by JOANNE on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 05:55:00 PST

MWF seeks S/MF for fun, platonic relationship

I'm looking for a single or married woman to have fun with in the greater Pensacola area. Strictly platonic relationship.  Mildly attractive.  And if she's married she can't call her hu...
Posted by JOANNE on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 06:49:00 PST

Real Estate School (as requested)

The pre-licensing class has been going well.  We started a little late, due to the MLKJr holiday.  We've gotten through chapter 2!  And so far I've learned that a resident of the S...
Posted by JOANNE on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 12:05:00 PST

How's Florida, you ask?

Since I've gotten here, we've pulled up shag carpet and linoleum, laid a tile floor and had new carpet installed.  (Rates an 8.) The new carpet that was ordered and currently laying on the floor ...
Posted by JOANNE on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 08:20:00 PST

My Dad

We went to visit my Dad last Tuesday.It was a really nice visit. If you were at my wedding, you remember this man.  He was the one that had a little too much to drink.  That's an understatem...
Posted by JOANNE on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 01:34:00 PST

I'll miss I heart teriyaki

I will definitely miss 'I heart Teriyaki.'  That's a real restaurant's name here in Stafford. I heart Teriyaki.  And let me tell you- if you don't heart teriyaki, you will by the time you le...
Posted by JOANNE on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 12:50:00 PST