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funkdoobiest

I keep that ziplock bustin at the stitches, culonary chemist, i serve the militious, to break the ph

About Me

"Evil tendencies, strong like Miles Davis heroin dependency, fuckin up lives like teenage pregnancy."-Chino XL"Disrespecting my old earth, aborted my child birth And every day I catch my credit card inside your purse You can't speak a sentence without a curse Talking 'bout you're going to be a nurse Bitch, to be a nurse you got to go to shool first! When I first met you, you was a hoe I tried to reform you, bomb you, warn you and teach you But I couldn't reach you, and you still a hoe Your father said you was a hoe And when you leave me, bitch you're gonna be a hoe Celluloid and gargoyle feet, I'd rather beat my meat That raggy ass pussy a starving dog wouldn't eat Started with the body of a model Pussy tight as a pharmaceutical bottle And you could swallow a whole avocado And two forty ounce bottles To the end of the world, which to I would follow Now, when I fuck you, the shit echos 'cause you pussy is so hollow Turn your fat ass sideways Your stressmarks are like the US highways Fuck a new nigga every friday"-RZA

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

"In my historical orical I blast metaphorical add the torial educating in my territorial get taunt heavinly armed with seventy bombs that'll blast devine like a heavenly song you better be gone if they explore my people start i beat hearts in 2 then ask demons for chalk im dreaming a stalk MCees in the dark i walk Blindfolded the mines golded Watch how you talk My styles is an art Recognize lycially purity All hell breaks loose like a mall with no security the dopest vocalist with my third eye i focus with"-Jedi Mind Tricks

Music:

"turn off the radio"-dead prez, big l, gotta mention wu tang they should have been first, redman, the doors, saul williams, ill bill, most hip hop from the early 90's...the real shit....gangstarr

Television:

no thank you

My Blog

MORE ON ROLLERBLADING

if you rollerblade you should read this...if you dont, im sure you will still find some interest in my words   this is rediculous...the website i visit the most is myspace....why am i not visitin...
Posted by funkdoobiest on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 02:19:00 PST

Rollerblading and my Life

              Rollerblading is a huge part of my life and has been since I was 12 years old.  It has shaped me into the person I am toda...
Posted by funkdoobiest on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 10:59:00 PST

Hollywood with Jarrod

very interesting weekend in hollyweird visiting jarrod and allyson...sang some karoke, drove around and found the hollywood sign...climbed up to it...got our pictures climbing up to it by government m...
Posted by funkdoobiest on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 10:47:00 PST

you should read this

Gangstarr- Moment of Truth They say it's lonely at the top, in whatever you doYou always gotta watch motherfuckers around youNobody's invincible, no plan is foolproofWe all must meet our moment of tru...
Posted by funkdoobiest on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 10:43:00 PST