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About Me

With a love-hate relationship with the world, welcome to my livlihood.

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My doppleganger, providing me with the ultimate fight-to-the-death challenge.

My Blog

To those who want to know more about me... PLEASE READ

Anyone that has met me can and will tell you I am a completely insane homicidal maniac that maims any living thing until it stops bleeding. Whether their testimonies can be considered accurate is for ...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 15:20:00 GMT

New Album! Click for details!

Ryan Gets a Wee Bit Irish In Concert  Live from the Sydney Opera House, 2007 Atlantic Records, 2007 Produced by Ryan Gillies and Dougie Ham McCrackall. Additional flute for Track 3, 4, 9 and 11 b...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 06:13:00 GMT

Neighbours Fan Fiction - "A Pawn and a Bishop"

Sometime in 2008& on Ramsey St. Number 24 was bustling as usual. Muffins in the oven freshly rising from their deep tin alcoves like mushroom clouds of porous oatmeal dough; sheets of...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 05:15:00 GMT

My Debut Album is Out - Order Now!

Ryan Sings Chrishmas Carols In Concert  Live from the Domain, 2005 Atlantic Records, 2006 Produced by Ryan Gillies and Dougie Ham McCrackall.  1. The Meaning of Xmas (Noone Has A Damn Clue,...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 03:30:00 GMT

Fan Mailbag: Edition 8

The mail keeps coming in from all you guys on Myspace. I really do appreciate how loyal my fanbase is, and you guys mean a lot to me. I just... I just wish you weren't all so vocal. I mean... christ, ...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 03:20:00 GMT

I have a shocking revelation to tell you all.

It's a secret I've had for quite a while. It's something I've hidden from myself, my family and my friends for many years. But recently, I've seen the good that can come out of letting some weight off...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 01:05:00 GMT

Where are all the bland rock bands?

WHERE ARE THEY? I can't seem to find them.Every time I turn on the radio, all I seem to hear is quirkyness. We need more songs that sound exactly like the one we've just heard. We need more confusion ...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 02:40:00 GMT

weww such a great weekend hahah

WOw, got hammered with mitcho and Craig. fannies was pumpmng. macca met us there and we went and got killer subway. Macca and karly exploited the refill system like fucking legends. You dont mess with...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 08:16:00 GMT

Writing 101: How To Write Respectable Stories - Step 1

Do you envy good writers? Do you want to be one of those storytellers that seemingly do no wrong? Do you long to strum the strings of people's imagination and transport them to rich, immersive places?...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 03:38:00 GMT

Do Idiots Run The World?: A Genuinely Comprehensive Report

Do idiots run the world? No. And yes.It depends on what you mean by 'run' really.The Oxford dictionary defines the word 'run' as 'an act of running; propelling oneself with the inertia gained from sub...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 06:27:00 GMT