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About Me

Hello. I'm Duncan I live in Dundee I eat pizza for tea. I live with cheeseburger. I work as a chef. I study English and Film. I like beer. I smoke. I have a 36-inch waist. I like brown sauce on Bacon sandwiches. I drink tea with no milk or sugar. I play in a band called Khoda. I have 2 sisters. I used to want to be an actor. I pooed myself one day, when i was like 20. My real first name is Harold. Sometimes I like to go to St Andrews for the day.

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My Interests

.. Music and Beer and Food and some other things as well. Like films, and hats.

I'd like to meet:

Nice People.

Music:

Lots of different bands and junk. I just heard like some songs I like so, i just listen to them all the time. Its ok, theres loads of them so it doesn't get boring or anything.

Movies:

I'm not fussy at all like. Wey hey! Ha! I like sexual innuendo. its fun. I just watch films eh? Vampire Killer Barbies was a bit weird though...

Television:

Didn't for ages cos i couldn't. Didn't have an aerial, y'know? Its ok eh? Like to have it on to keep me company. Can get quite scary by myself. Monsters and that eh?

Books:

Yeah i like books.

Heroes:

My Dad. Oh! And Superman!He's Brilliant!!!

My Blog

Cheeseburger likes to play with duncans nipples!

He likes the way they taste.
Posted by Big Sexy Dunk on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 03:55:00 PST

Fucking Smirnoff

After a stupid night of shenanigans it has become apparent that i once again totally fucked something up. Got wasted and ended up gettting myself in trouble. I totally made a mistake, and from that m...
Posted by Big Sexy Dunk on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 11:52:00 PST

Baxter Park

So, in a matter of less than a fortnight my time at taits lane will be over. We had some fucking awesome times there, and I'm really gonna miss Grace and the cat. But alas, onwards to bigger and bette...
Posted by Big Sexy Dunk on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 11:47:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes

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Posted by Big Sexy Dunk on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 11:42:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes

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Posted by Big Sexy Dunk on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 11:33:00 PST

Get my shit together!

I am discontented. I'm struggling. Things are a bit fucked. I'm working on it. Took positive steps today. Just need to get my shit together and get a job sorted, start getting back to a routine...
Posted by Big Sexy Dunk on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 09:17:00 PST

Uni Is Gay

Grrrrrr! Essays are rubbish. Why can't i just tell people what i know and then they shall know i am super smart and an intellectual powerhouse! What a heavy week i have had. Fun and games all round f...
Posted by Big Sexy Dunk on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 09:22:00 PST

Poo head jobby bums.

I'm so tired and poor. Everything is a bit rubbish today. Classes were boring and i just want to go to bed i think. Wish i wasn't going alone however. That would cheer me up a bit! Nevermind. Essays t...
Posted by Big Sexy Dunk on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 04:15:00 PST