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Ultramus

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I have a oval shaped head, about 3 feet in diameter with tooth-tentacles. Do you have tooth-tentacles? I think not. If you do, message me because I am having some upkeep problems I would love some advice on. I like to think that oysters transend national barriers. Don't trust a salmon with an eyepatch. Sometimes I like whale concerts. Dolphins are not to be trusted. The octopus is our friend and should be held in high esteem. Cheese tastes better underwater. As does water. Futuristic tho it may seem, the submarine is actually quite archaic. The Deep Sea is not unlike space, especially the region behind the constellation Casiopia. Tropical Reefs are soooo touristy this time of year. Bring a helmet. I once met captain Ahab, if by met you mean swallowed whole. Thor hammers are useful down here. The Nautilus is good for your health. Urchins will be helpful in battle.

My Blog

Top 5 albums of 2005...see im playing nicely...

In no particular order... 1. John Frusciante - Curtains 2. The Mars Volta - Frances The Mute 3. Queens of the Stone Age - Lullabies to Paralyze 4. Gorillaz - Demon Days 5. Mogwai -...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 10:06:00 GMT

Umbrella destruction imminent!

Sometimes you have to destroy your umbrella to view what is actually occuring outside of your head.
Posted by on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 19:11:00 GMT

Sailing the Seven Seas of Slippery Slime...

I'm so slapped into this davenport.  THWAP!  The eternal battle rages on!  Tho the noble Octopi have suffered a slight setback to the hands of the Cool-Hand-Luke Urchin Clan, Supreme G...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Jun 2005 10:34:00 GMT

Several Trenches Full. Apply Within.

It is true. Underwater research is at an all time low. The pay is crummy, the work environment is hostile, and there is the chance of squid attact at any moment. What we need is a skilled harpoonist....
Posted by on Thu, 12 May 2005 12:21:00 GMT