Juneteenth |
I view Juneteenth the way I view a wedding between an ex-girlfriend and the guy she met at the abortion clinic while we were dating. It's one of those "hang-back-and-wait-to-be-invitied" situati...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 13:02:00 GMT |
FPIA set |
comics can skip this. The rest of you: Make clicky for teh funnay
Posted by on Wed, 07 May 2008 08:38:00 GMT |
Heathrow Pilot Glided in a Boeing 777 |
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/topstories/2008/01/18/i-v
e-lost-power-i-ll-glide-her-in-89520-20289245/However, the best sentence in the piece is actually paragraph 27: "Wang Man, 20, who was...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 08:46:00 GMT |
No, Viginia, there is no fucking santa claus. |
Somebody i know died today. Not even someone I knew all that well.She was smart, sweet, funny, determined....look, there's never any way to describe someone you know to someone who'll never meet...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 13:35:00 GMT |
Ahh, Craigslist |
I'm a fan of old-school comedy duos like Abbot and Costello, George and Gracie, Bush Sr. and Danny Quayle, you get the picture.So I decide to place an ad looking for someone who's into the same ...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 08:28:00 GMT |
Christians say the wackiest things |
I found myself browsing the aisles of my local sporting-goods-megamart-named-after-a-military-school yesterday and I happened upon a family pastoral: a father, a teenaged so...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 21:28:00 GMT |
Flair for the obvious! |
On my way into the Castle this morning from the home of a wealthy dowager I've been schtupping, I noticed a Genie Car Wash. I could tell it was a Genie Car Wash because, at th...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 08:25:00 GMT |
BNA Grammy/Forced sterilization |
Wouldn't it be fabulous if people nominated for a Best New Artist Grammy had to submit to forced sterilization? What do we lose? Lauren Hill already had 41 kids when she won. And what coul...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 14:01:00 GMT |
My inner Simon is put to the test. |
----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Richard & Wendy Date: Jun 22, 2007 4:28 PM Could you please listen and review a country song I wrote? http://www.broadjam.com/prettymea...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 09:41:00 GMT |
From the "things I wish wouldn't pop into my head" file... |
Lines of text guaranteed NOT to be present in the final Harry Potter installment.1. "Hermione's young labia flushed dewily with the anticipation of Ron's touch..."2. "Why would Snape write a spell to ...
Posted by on Tue, 15 May 2007 14:59:00 GMT |
