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About Me

MyGen Profile Generatori have a fear of skating beavers. I have the mental age of a 4 year old, anamatomically i'm a marvel (3!). Get me drunk and i'll cross dress for you, hell, i'll even throw in a bit of dancing and kareoke for free! i'm a strong swimmer and once got a poem published in a book. Another time, i fell over and hurt my knee, but it's alot better now thankyou, (i guess it would be 13 years after the incident- but you do hear stories about that kinda thing don't you, you know the one about that girl, with the lazy eye...) i'm a student bum doin a course on animation (arsin' aboot, gettin drunk and occasionally doin sum work). i like nice thing and have very patient/understanding friends. This is me, welcome to my world, feel free to sympathize...

My Interests

DOGS CAN LOOK UP! Me wee email addy- [email protected]

I'd like to meet:

Pat Sharpe of Fun House fame
Mike Foster http://bobritchie.bebo.com/

Music:

GREAT ODINS RAVEN!Snow Patrol "Signal Fire"

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Movies:

Milk It!

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Television:

heroes, lost, smallville, life on mars, never mind the buzzcocks, spaced, black books, greenwing, thundercats, supermarket sweep!!!, hollyoaks.

Books:

ARE YOU DAVE GORMAN?, YES MAN, JOIN ME.

Heroes:

Pat Sharpe of Fun House Fame

My Blog

5 Weeks No Drink; THE RESULT

JUST BEFORE YOU GO READIN' THIS, I'D JUST LIKE TO POINT OUT: THE FOLLOWING EVENTS TOOK PLACE LAST YEAR. But i just think it's somethin' funny to look back on and i hope you do too (hehehe me made a rh...
Posted by The Mike Foster on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 03:13:00 PST

5 Weeks No Drink

JUST BEFORE YOU GO READIN' THIS, I'D JUST LIKE TO POINT OUT: THE FOLLOWING EVENTS TOOK PLACE LAST YEAR. But i just think it's somethin' funny to look back on and i hope you do too (hehehe me ma...
Posted by The Mike Foster on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 02:58:00 PST

The Crimbo Crawl '06 (extended edition)

Ok, so i can't be arsed explainin to you all about the "eye thing". if you've seen the pic and are thinkin, "ooooo sum weird fucked up use of photoshop"- then your mistaken. For this year's crimbo cr...
Posted by The Mike Foster on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 03:41:00 PST

The Crimbo Crawl '06

So, we had a cracker (boom boom) started in lytham, had ma elf pants pulled down by a chav girl, hess (dressed as santa) got ambushed by school girls, cammo was covered in green paint and runnin ...
Posted by The Mike Foster on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 06:56:00 PST

Congratulations Me!!!!!

I DON'T HAVE CRABS!
Posted by The Mike Foster on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 01:32:00 PST

so, i may be drunk, but i guess im still learnng...

life's a funny fucked up thing. one day you're on top of the world, the next you feel just like the funky smelling stuff you trod in on your way out of the sex clinic after findin out you've got ...
Posted by The Mike Foster on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 05:30:00 PST

ATM

AH! TUESDAY MORNIN. SO UTTERLY BORING THAT I'M SAT IN THE LIBRARY ON MYSPACE- WHICH NOBODY ELSE IS EVEN ON! *NOTE TO SELF* IF YOU'RE GONNA ASK SOMEONE OUT, JUST ASK THEM. AND LEARN TO READ THE SIGNS O...
Posted by The Mike Foster on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 01:47:00 PST

The Caption Game!!!

come on ladies und gents, give us un caption for le piccy. BEST CAPTION WINS UN PRIZE!...
Posted by The Mike Foster on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 11:16:00 PST